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Badge is being a spoilsport, Badge is being a spoilsport.

LAUGHTER:

No, Charlie!

SHOUTING AND LAUGHTER

Coming!

Ha, ha, ha!

Get 'em! Get Charlie off me!

No, Charlie, don't!

LAUGHTER:

OK!

Still the same...

Ah, none on me!

Ha, ha, ha!

LAUGHTER IN BACKGROUND

BANGING:

- Have you brown sugar?

- Brown sugar, that's what we need.

All right, OK, OK, OK. Where's John?

- Search for the camera.

- Try the back.

- There we go!

Found some.

This is a nightmare!

- Ooh!

- Arch.

- Keep your hair out.

- Watch out, she'll jump you.

- Full of infinite subtlety.

- He's got them.

Very good.

Very good. Father, son, getting it right.

LAUGHTER:

- Very good.

- Fancy a whisky, George?

- Yes.

Yes, I'll have one of those, Arch. Thank you.

The big boys off the whisky. Arr!

Come on. Let's keep it going.

- Verena?

- Mmm?

- Are you happy to play without your fellow olds?

No, I think I might go and join them for a little...

- a little nightcap.

- Probably for the best, very good.

- I'll see you later.

- Good night.

- Come on, let's think of something good.

- Psychiatrist's chair again?

- No, no, no, let's whack some tunes on.

- OK, well whack them on loud.

- OK, yes. Of course.

- Screw your health.

Let's pump it.

- Where it is it?

- It's in my room.

LOUD MUSIC:

- Woo!

- Yes!

Whoa!

SCREAMING:

Oh, my God!

- Anna!

- That is my meaning!

- Badge wants to see me naked, everybody.

- No!

Out of the pool.

- He does this every night.

- It's different though, isn't it?

- Anna...

- SHE LAUGHS

- Oh, my God.

- I'm really sorry about that.

Now I've lost all respect for you.

Passes orange and now this.

Go on! Go on!

He decided to do it. It's a small but important difference.

- Feel better?

- Yeah.

- And then there was one! Ha, ha, ha!

- Exactly.

Yeah.

- Got to be in it to win it.

- Yes.

- You've got to shoot to score.

Damn right.

Oh, that's good, that...

This feels like another stake-out, doesn't it?

- Ha, ha, ha!

- Last stand. Exactly.

I'm getting cold.

- Yeah.

- It was so impromptu.

Look at this. LAUGHTER

Careful you don't tread on any toads on your way in.

What, you're still looking?!

- I'll just be a minute.

- See you.

- Bye.

You guys are such perverts.

SHOWER STARTS:

There you go.

- Cigarette?

- No.

Sure?

OK.

- There you go.

- Bad influence, Son.

- Cheers.

- What's with the bonding?

- Cheers.

- Good times had by all.

- What is Dad doing?

- Charlie was funny.

It was embarrassing.

Did anyone ever play the ash game, or is that just me?

No, Archie. I think that's just you, actually.

Actually, I have played the game,

to come to Archie's defence, for once.

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