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CAR DOORS SLAM SHU CAR DOOR SLAMS SHU CAR DOOR SLAMS SHU PEOPLE SPEAKING LOUDLY

PEOPLE LAUGH AND CHATTER

Guys, guys. Guys.

Guys.

- WOMAN:

- It's all right. It's Anna. It's Anna. Yeah.

- Anna. Hi. How was your journey?

- Hi, Badge.

- It was fine, thanks.

- I thought you were coming with Alex.

At the last minute he got some work, so...

- Hi, Jack.

- Hi, Anna.

- Mum retired.

- Yeah, Mum's tired so Sis'll show you your room.

- She's really tired.

- Sure, don't worry. I'm tired, too.

Can I take your bag for you? Are you all right with that?

It's OK. I'm OK with it, thanks.

MEN CHATTER, WHOOP AND LAUGH

- MAN OUTSIDE:

- Have some of this!

TALKING LOUDLY AND LAUGHING

DOOR CLICKS SHU - MAID:

- Buongiorno!

- Buongiorno.

MAID SPEAKS ITALIAN

Uh, no, um... SPEAKS ITALIAN

How have you been?

Oh, darling. So lovely to see you.

- You're all wet.

- Sorry, I went for a run up the hill. I'm sorry.

- You're settling.

- I know, I know.

- Good.

- Oh, how was your flight?

- Oh, it was fine, thanks.

- Sorry I didn't see you last night.

- Don't worry about that.

- So tired.

MEN SPEAK OUTSIDE

- All at their best weight. Oh, hello.

- Hi.

- Hello.

- Have you met yet?

- We almost met this morning. George.

- Oh, hello.

- Hello, darling, you all right?

Ooh. Where's Alex?

I'm really sorry. At the last moment he had work and couldn't make it.

- Oh.

- I would have called but it all happened really quickly.

He's disappointed he couldn't come.

- I'm sorry. I would've loved to have seen him.

- It's just me. I'm sorry.

- In that case...

- HE SPEAKS ITALIAN

Darling. Aww.

- Anna, this is Archie.

- Hello, Archie.

- This is Anna.

Old friend of mine from London. You know, Archie... Look at him.

He's grown another ten inches since the last time you saw him.

Oakley, this is Anna.

My cousin George's son.

PHONE RINGS IN BAG

Alex.

Hello, Alex.

Are you OK?

I'm sorry about some of the things I said.

All I said was I wanted to be alone for a bit.

It isn't as simple as that.

I'm going to go. OK.

Bye.

- Piglet? GROUP:

- No!

Well, that's a relief. Um...

- Kanga. Tigger. GROUP:

- No!

- I'd like to be Tigger.

- Oh, darling, I'm Tigger.

I want to be Tigger. Umm...oh, Ee...

Eeyore.

- Yes!

- Well done. Very good.

Very impressive.

Excellent!

May I? So weird, you think you're being sort of restrictive.

- I know! I mean...

- Yeah.

- Excellent. You got that very quickly.

- Another one?

- Do I get a prize?

Your prize is to pour yourself a glass of wine.

- Do you want another glass?

- Um...

- What are you drinking?

I don't know, I think I might go to bed, actually.

- The night is...

- We'll do another round.

Is she enjoying herself?

Yeah. It's good for him to have a bit of time.

Come on.

Good night, sweetie. Night, night.

Good night, love. See you tomorrow.

DOORS SLAM:

VOICES CHATTER:

LOUD THUMPING:

CHATTERING:

FURNITURE DRAGGED ACROSS FLOOR

Don't be long.

WOMAN SPEAKS ITALIAN

ANNA SPEAKS ITALIAN

WOMAN SPEAKS ITALIAN

ANNA SPEAKS ITALIAN

- Chuck it in!

- What about Sambuca?

We got it. Let's go, let's go, let's go. And they're off.

Ooooh!

Oy! You can't get away like that!

Oooo-whee!

We had a few beers and we had the bottles

and we went across the palazzo, went up to the big doors.

We're, like, knocking on them, like, "Is anyone in there? Is anyone in?"

And, we didn't hear anything,

- so we pissed up against the door.

- That was f***ing stupid.

No!

And then some twat must have spoken to someone

because we were, like, chased by the Italian police up this alley.

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