Unlucky Stars Page #5

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She might have done

that to the last guy.

I guess we'll never know, right?

Unless she pays us

to follow her.

Okay, so...

You're saying

if you don't see anything, then.

Out of sight out of mind.

I suggest you get used to it,

all right?

Nick and I got paid

for delivering information

to people,

not for what they do with it.

Hang on. I got to take this.

Hello?

Welcome back to "celebrity

action rehab live!"

Did you move my stuff?

- What stuff?

- My makeup bag in the bathroom.

Did you move my stuff?

Why would I move... Oh, really?

What's this? Ladies, ladies.

Are we here to fight addictions

or are we here

to fight each other?

Hey, you down to make

a couple extra g's tonight?

Uh, yeah.

What... what's going on?

Uh, my buddy needs backup.

W-what does that mean, "backup"?

Uh, we're probably just gonna

make sure he doesn't,

uh... nothing goes crazy.

Whatever.

Hey, you ever see that show,

"celebrity action rehab"?

- No, what...

- It's stupid.

- But what are we gonna do?

- Prime time slot.

Let's go.

I'll tell you in the car.

W-wha...

you're real smart, b*tch.

I... I just want to know

who we're backing up.

Hey!

Thanks man.

Why you always messing

with my car?

Who is this?

- So, what's up?

- Some guy stole a Van

full of missing artwork

on the way to the museum.

I've been telling him

for an hour now...

Three guys,

didn't really recognize them.

They're probably buyers.

Okay, so, who hired you?

The museum?

No, actually,

this is the delivery company.

They figure the missing Van

would be low priority

for the police.

So u-haul hires bounty hunters?

Was I talking to you?

I'm just saying

it's kind of funny,

a delivery company's hiring...

if you want

a cut of this money,

you better watch your mouth.

I'm not even saying anything

about you, man.

Yeah, I didn't figure

you'd want this again.

Again?

You're memory's a little

altered there, buddy.

Hey, hey. Come on.

Look, we're here

to get your back,

okay? Relax.

- Let's go.

- All right.

So, anyway, like I was saying...

All right, there's four guys.

They're unloading the artwork

right now.

These guys are low-level.

The leader looks like he's young

noir or something like that.

Three guys in there look

like they're going clubbing

- afterwards.

- Wait, wait.

How many guys

you trying to catch?

I don't know.

Why don't you get a calculator

and go figure it out?

- Hey, I'm just...

- So, what's the plan?

My client's paying me to get

the artwork back.

The Van they sold.

And whatever happens, happens.

Question... why wouldn't

any of these guys have guns

or something? They probably do.

But if they do, then so do we.

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