Unlucky Stars Page #4

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I studied 10 styles

of martial arts

and I never needed

this spinning kicking stuff,

just the element of surprise.

Hey, what's that?

That was pretty good.

I'm glad you passed my test.

I only surround myself

with the best talent there is.

And you, my friend, are good

enough to be my stunt double.

- Find someone else, a**hole.

- Okay.

Okay, that's fine.

But just to let you know

that you won't be nothing

in this industry.

Nothing!

Hey, what's going on, man?

Why am I seeing

Dave walk off like that?

If you can't hire

a professional stunt double...

hey, buddy.

That guy's obviously a pro.

He's been doing it for years!

Yeah?

Well, y-y-your pro just

attacked me.

I can't believe this guy

is an action anywhere.

I got to see his movies.

No, you don't.

All right, man.

Time to help

break someone's heart.

Grab that folder.

Are we just gonna give her

the photos and that's it?

Isn't that kind of cold?

We're not her psychiatrist.

What do you want to do?

I don't know.

- Who's this?

- I-I'm Josh.

Um, I'm... I'm sorry for...

Just come on inside.

I'll get your money.

All right,

let me see the pictures.

Sorry, Michelle.

Hey, um...

Michelle, you know,

sometimes people, you know,

they've...

son of a b*tch is gonna pay.

Was that normal

for her to carry a switchblade

- in her apron?

- I don't know.

I'm hungry, though. You hungry?

- Oh, morning.

- Afternoon.

Really?

Yeah.

I made you some breakfast.

You might have

to heat it up a little.

Thanks.

Hey, you think I

could borrow your car again?

I-I-I got to get down to...

Tomas, I have to get to class

and I have to work later.

Right, right.

What is it?

I was thinking, you know,

you and I, we should... need

to take a trip, you know?

Like, let's get out of here,

you know?

Let's do something

to break the routine.

Just me and you, you know?

Uh, that would be nice,

but you know I have finals

next week.

But maybe after that.

Mm-hmm.

And besides, you have

to finish your movie, right?

Yeah, you're right.

- Yeah.

- Okay. I got to go.

- Yeah, who is it?

- It's Tomas.

If you're in debt,

why don't you just use this

to pay whoever you owe money to?

'Cause I think I need

a little bit more on the down

before I could start

making payments.

Huh. Okay. Same time tomorrow...

You got a passport and I.D.

Okay.

Dick.

Mmm.

What?

Want me... want me

to get something else?

You're... you're...

You're not even worried

about what Michelle might do

- to her now-ex-boyfriend?

- Why?

Do you have some special place

in your heart for cheaters?

No, I... I'm just saying,

what if she actually goes

and nunchakus this guy up

or worse?

Yeah, well, she might do that.

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