Unidentified Flying Oddball Page #3
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- Year:
- 1979
- 93 min
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Fear not, I have it subdued.
Your Majesty.
- Mordred, what have you in tow this time?
King Arthur, after the ceremony, I...
Your Majesty, with intention to rob,
this creature and five like it
fell upon me in the forest
with firebrands and lances!
I despatched the others and spared this one
as a curio for Your Majesty.
(APPLAUSE)
The head resembles a bug and I've not seen
tentacles like that on a man creature before.
It's this space suit, Your Majesty.
In sand shoes, slacks and a blazer...
What are your plans for it? It's not
large enough for a beast of burden.
I was thinking more along the lines
of a burning.
Excellent suggestion, Mordred!
With Your Majesty's approval,
I could do something
out of the ordinary with this creature.
What do you mean, burning?
Burn who? For what?
Burning is a fit punishment for the offence.
- Very well, then. A burning early tomorrow.
(PEOPLE) Burn him!
- When do I get my turn to bat? Wait, wait!
Wait! Let him speak.
I would know something of your plan.
- I could sell this better without this helmet.
Do you have a wrench around here?
- Wench? Wench?
We've several wenches. We don't usually
make them available to captive... things.
However... Peg! Tend to its needs!
Within reason!
I think if you could get a head lock
around here and twist...
Don't worry, you won't feel a...
That face!
Hi.
Er... you wanted to hear about my plan.
I suppose I should start with a little history
or, in your case, a little future.
In... 1492,
a man named Christopher Columbus
America is another continent
approximately 3,000 miles from here.
Columbus's ships will be named
the Nia, the Pinta and the Santa Maria.
A lot of people think that Leif Ericson
got there first. I don't know.
All I know is that all the banks are closed
on Columbus Day, not Ericson Day.
Ericson Day!
So we jump a couple of hundred years...
(SNORING)
So when Stardust blasted off prematurely,
I was trapped inside.
You recall my explanation
of the law of gravity
and how that theory is applied
to orbiting objects.
Well, Stardust...
- Yes, yes, we all recall Madame Curie...
.. and Fulton's steamboat... and that
imbecile who flew kites in the rain!
with the likes of them today
if they were not just the creation
of your disordered BRAIN!
Those are the straight goods. It happened
just the way I told you or, at least, it will!
And you seriously expect us to believe
that you were alive 1,400 years from now?
Then why aren't you 1,400 years old?
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