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move to our headquarters in Seattle?

I'm not at liberty to tell you

too much about the project

Other than it's an A.R.G.,

Alternative Reality Game,

- A blend of online and offline gaming.

- Epic.

The game director position

is not gonna be an easy one.

You are gonna have to

manage a team of over 15 people

And... I'm not seeing

anything on your resum.

Look, I'm, uh, I'm the

leader of a... of a guild.

My main character

actually has a full set

- Of fifth tier heroic level-

- Yeah.

- I've also spent more than 3900 hours...

- Look...

I've seen over 50 people

for this position,

And they're all saying the same

thing over and over again.

- Tier five...

- If you want this job,

You need to stand out and prove to

me that you're the complete package.

Gamer? Yeah.

Leader...?

I can lead people, sir.

Look, I'm not gonna make a

decision for another week.

Can you put together something

in the next day or two

That will prove to me

that you can lead people?

Yeah.

I look forward to seeing

what you bring back.

Me too.

Why can't I do that?

It doesn't make any sense.

Why can't I go through

the high plains pass?

Voss, it's your brother! You were

supposed to be here 17 minutes ago!

Where are you?! If you are

not here in five minutes,

I swear to you

I am doubling your rent,

And if I see you,

I will choke you out!

- It wasn't snowing.

- What the hell are you talkin' about?!

You said it was fall, not winter!

Well, let's see. The turtlebuds

haven't bloomed yet,

All the rabbits have gone south,

ss well as the plains wolves,

Which is the only food source

for the Beast Lord.

So that would make it, I think...

Uh, yeah... Winter.

It's bullcrap.

Bullcrap! Right?

- Right? Am I right?

- Hi.

Right? Right? Yeah!

Come on, fantasy pants,

what are you gonna change now?

I'm incredibly unsatisfied with the

particular inconsistencies of this game.

I'm just sayin'.

I have a vote I'd like to

bring before the guild.

I have a lot of friends that

would like to join this game,

But unfortunately,

it sucks three things:

Turkey balls, troll, and ass.

I would like to propose that

I become the new game master

And manage

the rest of this campaign.

I can promise you by next friday

We'll have at least

a dozen new people involved.

That includes healers.

Who agrees?

It's settled, then.

I'll run the guild this week.

This is my campaign.

No, it's not!

We took a vote!

Voss!

It's the role-Playing.

My character's a barbarian,

Has some control issues.

Thanks.

Well...

I think I could give it a go

under one condition:

That you...

Destroy... the Beast Lord.

Bring it, weak sauce.

And if you lose, Magmald dies,

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