Unicorn City

Synopsis: Voss is a gamer who is unemployed and looking for work. When a management position opens up at a gaming company, he interviews but lacks evidence of leadership abilities necessary to land the job. Given a week to prove himself, Voss does the only thing rational adult would do; create a Utopian society for gamers. Voss convinces his gaming guild to follow him into the mountains and has Marsha, his best friend, document his abilities. However things get complicated when Shadow Hawk, his gaming nemesis, arrives to over throw Voss' kingdom.
Genre: Comedy, Romance
Director(s): Bryan Lefler
Production: Deep Studios
  2 wins.
 
IMDB:
5.7
PG
Year:
2012
103 min
Website
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You are my fever

A heat beneath my bones,

I won't escape it

My skin's as thin as

those who've come before

All those that suffer

for the greater good

You are my temptress

Why can't you see that I am working

Stop bothering me

And take the key in case

you need to come back

And I can smell what you're cooking

I'm nearly torn from the moment

By the rattle you make

And I'm walkin' through

feelings that you love me

But just because I can hear you

doesn't mean I can't sleep

And you wanna believe

that you can tempt me

No, no, no

Oh, oh, oh

I don't need it, I can identify

Oh, oh, I'll just break

it as you ought to reply

And you're walking

through feelings

I will remind you that

this body will keep

And I wanna believe

that you can tempt me

And I wanna believe

that you can tempt me

And I wanna believe

that you can tempt me

No, no, no, no

No, you cannot graft the thumbs

of a dead orc onto your paws

Just so you can hold a sword.

Is it not conceivable that I

would have at least a half thumb

From my grandmother's

recessive gene?

Tygraxamus, you can't have a sword.

- This is stupid.

- Weak.

Guys, this bickering is totally

ruining my suspension of disbelief.

I mean, you lure me into a barnyard

of the coveted brain juice

Just to corner me with these

bloodsucking bovines.

And your problem is?

Spontaneously growing appendages

in the middle of the campaign

Disrupts my story's

delicate balance.

Frickin' puss 'n boots

carries a sword.

I warned you months ago

the ills of selecting

A feline digitagrade

as your character.

You're killin' the game, Shadow Hawk.

Clancy, I'll protect you.

We're eatin' veal tonight.

Who's with me?

- I'd follow you anywhere, my liege.

- Epic.

With the song of old, I,

Magmald Teufelschlager,

Will protect you from

their mind control.

- Sing with me.

- Aah...

Voss, you can't do that.

I can't do what?

Sing. You have no vocal cords.

I'm a bardladin, okay? Slaying

and singing is what I do.

You are a wandering phantom

trapped in the astral plane.

You've cut the umbilical cord that

tethered your soul to the mortal world.

- Your body is back at the glen.

- I didn't cut my cord.

- Pat, did I cut my cord?

- No cords were cut.

You tried sharpening

your sword on it.

No, I wasn't.

- Yes.

- No.

- Yes.

- No.

- Yep. Yep.

- No, there was no sharpening.

- Yep. Yep.

- You're having a senior moment!

Personal attacks.

Very mature.

Every time Magmald defies

one of your lame monsters,

Your reap vengeance on

a member of the guild.

And you're creating monsters that don't

even exist in the known universe.

Release Moon-Strider

from the pale ruby.

Let me come down from

the astral plane.

- Give Tygraxamus some thumbs!

- Yeah!

May I remind you, it's "D of D"...

"Dawn of days"... My

game, my creation!

If you don't like it, Voss, Why

don't you go join another guild?!

But stop picking apart my narrative in

some desperate attempt for attention!

Yaahhh!

Three hundred dollars?

Come on, Gary, I can get a couple of

pristine plastic tables for 20 bucks.

Mr. Gary says this is

for punitive damages

For the other times you popped your

lid and scared customers away.

Personally, I think

it's pretty gracious

Considering he could press charges.

Why does he have my sword?

To ensure that Mr. Gary is paid in full.

Or you could take a ride.

Oh, that sucks.

What's worse is he's never

gonna last in prison,

Not with a pretty face like that.

Oh, that's Pat-Pat. I gotta go.

- I'll talk to you later.

- I'll think positive. Tell me what happens.

Oh!

You've been wearing my

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