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Synopsis: Jeff Dunham stars in this one-hour special from the world famous Dolby Theatre in Hollywood. The telecast features a live performance by country music superstar Brad Paisley, as well as never before seen stand-up and behind-the-scenes sketches featuring Dunham and his eccentric beloved characters.

Genre: Comedy

Director(s): Michael Simon, Matthew McNeil

Actors: Jeff Dunham, Chuck Liddell, Brad Paisley, Chris Parnell

Production: Universal Pictures


IMDB:: 6.7

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Year:: 2015
: 71 min
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(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
Walter:
What?
Jeff:
People ask me all the time if my show is family friendly. What am I supposed to say now?
Walter:
(WHISPERS) It depends on your family.
(AUDIENCE CHEERING)
Jeff:
Well, since you've gone there, do you and your wife
have a decent love life?
Walter:
Oh, she does things to mix it up now and then.
Jeff:
Really?
Walter:
Yeah, she bought a pair of handcuffs.
Jeff:
Really?
Walter:
Yeah. Like I needed another reminder that I'm serving a life sentence. Handcuffs at our age, that's like
Fifty Shades of Old and Gray.
Jeff:
So, is there good communication between you two?
Walter:
I guess. The other night she said, "Your lips say no, but your eyes say yes."
Jeff:
What'd you say?
Walter:
"I have glaucoma."
Jeff:
So how's the actual love life?
Walter:
You mean sex?
Jeff:
Yes.
Walter:
It's always doggy style.
Jeff:
Walter.
Walter:
Yep, she rolls over and plays dead. Then I just lick myself and go to sleep.
(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
Jeff:
I'm sorry. Walter.
Walter:
Come on, good comedy to me can paint vivid pictures in everybody's heads. That was a ****** Van Gogh.
Jeff:
Yes, it was. Say goodnight, Walter.
Walter:
Thanks, everybody!
Jeff:
That's Walter.
(AUDIENCE CHEERING)
(TMZ Scene)
"So we got footage of Achmed the dead terrorist, he's getting kicked out of the Jeff Dunham NBC special, i don't exactly know what happened, but the footage we got there's two guys and there throwing him in an alley way in the dumpster."
Achmed:
What are you doing? No no, let me go back-
"And so we actually got video of him, we go up, we asked him what's going on."
Achmed:
Just eh hanging out in the dumpster, you know looking for stuff, and- oh look a sandwich.
"He try's to play it off, he says he try's to play it off, like he's looking through the trash and for something."
"Oh so he wasn't humiliated."
"No but he's banned from the special. So it's a big deal."
"Why was he kicked out?"
"Because he had no "body" to go with."
Achmed:
I have to get back in that theater, i need a disguise.
(Show)
Jeff:
All right. Thank you. Well, behind me you see something that hints at the next guy. He's from somewhere down south. He's a good ol' boy.
Please help me welcome my buddy, Bubba J.

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Jeff Dunham

Jeffrey "Jeff" Dunham (born April 18, 1962) is an American ventriloquist and comedian who has also appeared on numerous television shows, including Late Show with David Letterman, Comedy Central Presents, The Tonight Show and Sonny With a Chance. He has six specials that run on Comedy Central: Jeff Dunham: Arguing with Myself, Jeff Dunham: Spark of Insanity, Jeff Dunham's Very Special Christmas Special, Jeff Dunham: Controlled Chaos, Jeff Dunham: Minding the Monsters, and Jeff Dunham: All Over the Map. Dunham also starred in The Jeff Dunham Show, a series on the network in 2009.His style has been described as "a dressed-down, more digestible version of Don Rickles with multiple personality disorder". Describing his characters, Time magazine said, "All of them are politically incorrect, gratuitously insulting and ill tempered." Dunham has been credited with reviving ventriloquism, and doing more to promote the art form than anyone since Edgar Bergen.Dunham has been called "America's favorite comedian" by Slate.com, and according to the concert industry publication Pollstar, he is the top-grossing standup act in North America, and is among the most successful acts in Europe as well. As of November 2009, he has sold over four million DVDs, an additional $7 million in merchandise sales, and received more than 350 million hits on YouTube as of October 2009 (his introduction of Achmed the Dead Terrorist in Spark of Insanity was ranked as the ninth most watched YouTube video at the time). A Very Special Christmas Special was the most-watched telecast in Comedy Central history, with its DVD selling over 400,000 in its first two weeks. Forbes.com ranked Dunham as the third highest-paid comedian in the United States behind Jerry Seinfeld and Chris Rock, and reported that he was one of the highest-earning comics from June 2008 to June 2009, earning approximately $30 million during that period. Dunham also does occasional acting roles. He achieved the Guinness Book of World Records record for "Most tickets sold for a stand-up comedy tour" for his Spark of Insanity tour, performing in 386 venues worldwide. more…

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