Unhinged in Hollywood Page #3
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Jeff:
No, I don't know. Like, what does your wife watch on TV?Walter:
I don't care.Jeff:
Are you guys happy?Walter:
Look at me.Jeff:
Well, you still love her.Walter:
Yeah, of course, but like most marriages, we have been through some difficult timesJeff:
Sure.Walter:
But we stayed together because of the children.Jeff:
Oh, you say your children saved your marriage?(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
Walter:
Yeah. Bastards.Jeff:
Well, admittedly, a good marriage can be hard work.Walter:
Yeah, I know, I know, I know, I know it can, yeah. We went to a marriage therapist one time.Jeff:
Just once?Walter:
It was a therapist.Jeff:
You didn't like the therapist?Walter:
Oh, no, he seemed like a good guy, but after listening to my wife talk for 10 minutes, he jumped out the window.Jeff:
Seriously?Walter:
Absolutely. And if it wasn't for the leash around my nuts, I would've followed the guy.(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
Walter:
(YELPING) It was a choke collar.Jeff:
All right. Look, Walter, I know for a fact that you love your family, you still love your wife, and I think thateven at this age, every once in a while you should still try and be romantic with your wife.
Walter:
Good lord. Like how?Jeff:
I don't know, do you ever speak to your wifein a foreign language, like in French? Some women love that.
Walter:
I call her a French name now and then.(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
Jeff:
Mon cherie?Walter:
Quasimodo.(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
Jeff:
So, is there romance between you two?Walter:
Well, not long ago, my wife left a trail of rose petals on the floor for me.Jeff:
Ooh. Into the bedroom?Walter:
Right out the front door.Jeff:
You know, there are plenty of romantic places in this country you could go for a special time together.Walter:
Like where?Jeff:
Top of the Empire State Building.Walter:
Oh, no, we tried that. A security guard took one look at her and went, "Uh-oh! King Kong is back!"Jeff:
See, just like that. You've been married for over 45 years. Have you ever said anything to your wife that you truly regretted?Walter:
Oh, yeah. "Will you marry me?", "I love you," **** like that.Jeff:
Come on, when your wife is a romantic mood,do you ever think about taking one of those little pills?
Walter:
Cyanide? Oh, yeah. I do actually.Jeff:
Come on, what does your wife put on when she's feeling frisky at bedtime?Walter:
Night vision goggles. Then she sneaks around thehouse and hunts my ass down. It is scary stuff, my friends.
Jeff:
When was the last time you even put your arms around your wife?Walter:
A couple of weeks ago when she was choking on a piece of steak.
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