Underdog Page #3

Listen, do me a favor.

Keep an eye on him.

You know What?

Give him a chance.

- You might even like him.

- I don't think so.

All he does is eat, sleep and poop.

Then the two of you

have a lot in common, don't you?

[Barsinister] I can isolate specific

protein strands in animal DNA.

Then combine them any way I want.

This will give him

the speed of a cheetah,

the ability to fly like an eagle,

or the strength of an animal

one hundred times his weight.

Forging a doctor's note, Jack?

Is this What it's come to?

I didn't forge it.

So, you expect me to believe

that you have... "monkeypox?"

[Coughing] It's pretty bad.

OK.

I don't know What disappoints me more,

the fact that you did it,

or that you did so poorly that

you couldn't even fool a P.E. Teacher.

Ahhh. Food.

[Sniffing]

Yep. Definitely smell food.

Hmm.

It's not dog food, but it's about to be.

Oh, no.

They're going to blame this on me.

Oh, well, bon apptit.

A- ha. Homo postalis,

the Great North American Mailman.

Natural enemy of the dog.

- [Barking]

- Look, the Ungers got a neW cat.

Come on. Come on, come on.

Is that the best you got?

You Want a piece of this here?

Whoa.

[Laughing]

That's right. Run, mail-slinger, run.

And never come back here again.

- [Tires screech]

- [Cat screeches]

Great. Two for one.

Hey. Is that a tennis ball?

[Chuckles] This day just

gets better and better.

[Grunts] Whoa!

[Pants] That couch tried to kill me.

There is something

mighty peculiar going on here.

- [Door opening]

- Huh?

- What did you do?

- [Whimpering]

Dad is going to kill you.

And then me.

Oh!

I really hope this is chili.

Give me a break.

It was an accident.

[Jack] Hello?

Dad? Is that you?

Hello?

Come here, boy.

- Did you hear something?

- No. Did you?

- Did you just talk?

- Huh? What? Hmm?

Whoa, Whoa... Wait a minute.

You can understand me?

[Both screaming]

[Hyperventilating]

OK. OK. Deep breaths.

Get some fresh air to the brain.

You're just imagining this.

- Wait. You...

- Bad dog. Stop talking.

Wait. Stop.

Person, heel.

Come on, Who trained you?

Person, just Wait.

- What did you just call me?

- Sorry. I don't know your name.

Jack. Nothing. Stop talking to me.

Look, I can't stop talking to you,

Jack Nothing,

because I'm freaking out here.

If We're going for a Walk,

you may Want to get a poop bag.

- What?

- I have that special feeling.

Maybe you're the problem.

A Weirdo kid Who can

suddenly talk to dogs.

HoW did you learn to speak English?

- HoW should I know?

- Can you speak other languages?

A little retriever. Some shih tzu.

My Chihuahua is a little rusty, though.

- OK, I mean other human languages.

- So English isn't enough for you?

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