Underclassman Page #4

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- You know what? You're finished now, | - Wow,

So long, Tracy, | Have a good practice, buddy,

(whistles)

You got some angry skills there, dog,

I think you mean mad skills,

Mad skills, Is that how they say it | in the concrete jungle?

You hail from the 'hood, huh? | Like LBC?

Southern central? | City of Compton?

Yo, you really wild around here,

Thanks, I think, | Hey, I'm Alexander, by the way,

You can call me Alex, Al, or if you prefer | the African-American vernacular, G-funk,

G,,,? Hi, man, Tre,

What's up, Tre? Popin',

Yo, you know what's going on | with all the intensity over there?

Oh, yeah, well,,,

You see, Rob captains | this school streetball team,

We're playing in this tourney | called the Blacktop Battle

and they're seeking revenge | on the team that beat us,

- Well, are you on the squad? | - Totally,

I make sure the bench stays warm and the | team stays hydrated with energy drinks,

- Chicks dig that, | - They do?

No, Not at all,

But, you know, | I get to chill with Rob and the crew,

During halftime, We're playing | our crosstown rivals tomorrow night,

- You should come by, | - You know what, Alley Al?

I just might do that,

I'll holler at you,

Holler,

Dear God, may our shots go "swish" | and our defense be tight,

and may the hot young ladies | freak every one of us all night,

Except for Alexander, | We know he doesn't get any,

- Saints on three, | - One, two, three, Saints!

(/ "Get On It" by Joe Faraci)

Stop that, Break it up, | Get outta here, 1 7 red, you're outta here,

Chill out, man,

- Seth, bring it in, | - Let me go, man,

- Come on, let's do it, | - Yo, nice acting,

(man) Hard foul, man, come on,

Hey, pretty boy, | Different school, same story, huh?

Can nobody on your squad | handle me, chump?

Back off, Murdock,

They're killing us out there, | What's goin' on?

Yo, I'll tell you what's goin' on, | They gettin' in your ass like a colonic,

(player) Man, nobody asked you, | Just sit down, We got this,

You can continue to get beat, | or you can beat these b*tches down,

Beat these b*tches down, | Come on, guys,

Sorry, Heat of the moment, | Orange slice?

We gotta sub someone in, | and Alex is the only one left,

- Y'all wanna win? Put me in, | - No, No way,

- (Tre) I'm nice, | - Alex, give him your jersey,

- You kidding me? | - Hold this,

Cool,

Yeah, baby, That's what I'm talkin' about, | Good lookin' out, Al,

- (whistle) | - Come on, Team,

Team,

/ Everybody, everybody

/ Let's get into it, get stupid

/ Get retarded, | get retarded, get retarded

/ Let's get retarded

/ Let's get retarded in here

/ Let's get retarded

/ Let's get retarded in here

/ Let's get retarded

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