Underclassman Page #3

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- / Can I kick it? | - / Yes, you can

- / Can I kick it? | - / Yes, you can

This will be your baby,

You'll name it, take care of it | and not leave it unattended for two weeks,

- I got a cracked baby, | - The crack indicates your son's special,

Can't a brother get a brown egg?

OK, buenos dias, estudiantes.

Hola.

iSilencio!

Mira. iRoberto, silencio!

iCallate!

OK. & Quien le gustaria traducirme | lo que esta aqui en la pizarra?

Tracy Stokes,

Would you like to translate that for me?

Actually, it's Tre, and, uh, perhaps you | ain't noticed but I didn't raise my hand,

Sit up, please,

I did notice, Perhaps you're in the wrong | class, because this is an honors course

and my students are expected to answer | my questions en espaol. & Esta bien?

I,,,

Yo.

- Yo don't know, | - Yo no se.

- No say what? | - (laughter)

OK, It's OK, Settle down,

I'm kickin' your ass after class,

(phone rings)

Hello? Ashanti?

I gotta go,

Hey, You know the square root of 859?

Mr, Stokes, I presume, Feet,

- I'm Headmaster Powers, | - Man, this is the nicest principal's office,,,

Yeats wrote, "Education is not just | the filling of a pail, it is the lighting of a fire."'

Cheating in an exam, Mr, Stokes, | quenches that fire in an instant,

- An embarrassment for us both, | - I was a little embarrassed, I can't lie,

But it wasn't cheating per se, | 'cause Ashanti didn't know the answer,

Do you know why I allowed you | to be admitted mid-semester?

- Affirmative action, | - (sighs)

Mr, Stokes, please,

Thank you,

Well, your references are impeccable,

You come from a respectable | and affluent family,

You have suport | from a lot of important people,

But above all, your transcript suggests | you have a great deal of promise,

I suggest you take everything | that this fine school has to offer,

because this is your first | and only warning,

One more indiscretion | and you will be expelled,

- Understood? | - Understood,

Good, Well, I trust I won't | have to see you in my office again,

No doubt, baby, Holler,

Yo, yo, yo, yo! Seem like y'all | need some color on the court,

It ain't a basketball team | till you reach the one-brother quota,

I wanna go ahead and apologize to you | about parking in your spot,

- (Rob) It's my spot, actually, | - OK,

Well, we haven't met yet, | How you doin'? I'm Tre,

Rob, You're in the way of our practice, | You wanna head over there,

- Yeah, it's real, man, You should take off, | - Let's play some ball, man,

What is your deal? You're parking in | our spots, you walk all over our practice,,,

- What do you want? | - Come on, easy,

Hey, I like that, You think you can get him | to wash my car when we finish playing?

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