Uncle Nick Page #3
- Year:
- 2015
- 93 min
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Take that, Plinko!
Work the shaft, Bob Barker,
work the shaft!"
- You're really going
to make me regret
inviting you over today, huh?
- Probably.
- Great, then it'll be
just like my wedding.
- I don't remember your wedding.
- "This is how we do it..."
- I remember everything.
- Just keep it together, okay?
It's our first real
Christmas as a family.
- Oh, uh, Nick.
Put that out.
- I will when I find an ashtray.
- No, no, um... No, no,
this is a no-smoking house
so I'm sorry... ugh...
but if you have to smoke
you have to go outside.
- I'll freeze my
balls off out there
and you don't want to see me
without a cigarette.
It's like this but worse.
- Well, then...
you can use Cody's studio.
- Cody has a studio?
What the f***?
The latest in a long line
of my brother's failed careers.
And now he's apparently
a t-shirt designer?
- "Futtbucker."
What a douche.
- Can I bum a cigarette?
- You smoke?
- Of course.
It makes my mom so happy.
- What is all of this?
- "Co-Tees."
It's a play on words.
- No, I get it.
- He, like, set up
a website and everything.
And I actually model
for him sometimes.
- Yeah?
You like doing that?
- Yeah, it's fun actually.
Plus, who knows?
Maybe one day
I'll be on a runway in Paris.
- I could see that.
- Oh, yeah?
- This whole t-shirt thing
is news to me.
When did Cody start this?
- Ah, when my mom made him
quit the wine bar.
- She made him quit?
- Yeah, so that way
he wouldn't have to work
weird hours anymore
and never be at home.
And now he can just
do whatever he wants
and follow his dreams.
- F***.
- Can I use your glass?
- Yeah, sure.
Damn, girl.
You were thirsty, huh?
- Yeah, don't tell my mom.
- I can keep a secret.
- I bet you can.
Do you have a girlfriend?
- No.
Not really.
- Yeah, but I bet you have
fuckbuddies, right?
- I get around, I guess.
What about you?
Do you have anyone?
- No.
I'm not really interested
in having some relationship.
I just want to have fun
some jealous guy upset.
- Yeah.
You're a smart girl.
Guys your age,
all they know how to do
is how to mimic
whatever they've seen
on Bang Bus.
It's an epidemic.
It's all about anal sex
and blowin' it on some
poor girl's tits and...
ah, Jesus...
well, you... sorry.
But you know what I mean, right?
- I probably said too much.
But it was the truth.
- I should go before
my mom catches me.
- If you need another drink
or smoke or whatever,
you know where I am.
- A couple more drinks,
then things will start
getting interesting.
In the third inning,
the beer was flowing
and the crowd was
having a good time.
That didn't last long.
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