Unaccompanied Minors Page #4

Oh, you have got to be kidding me.

He didn't even eat the mozzarella sticks.

- Eat my dust!

- Stop it, kid.

Look out!

Get her!

Coming through!

Security Five, I have an unattended vehicle

outside here.

Hi, officer.

I think you're doing a great job.

- Both of you.

- Hey, kid, hop in!

I don't normally do this, officers. Sorry!

Hey, bro. Hi, Mom, Dad.

You guys, this vacation was awesome.

I just wanna thank you.

- Grace?

- There they are!

- You. Wait for me!

- Stop!

Oh, man, Harvard's never gonna accept me

with a police record.

- And I'm not going to community college.

- Charlie?

What are you guys doing?

That's an official...

- Get them!

- Let's go!

I've always wanted to do this. Go!

Charlie, you might

wanna get on the cart.

Oh, this is a bad idea!

Nicely done.

When did you get here?

I get the feeling we are going

to be in huge trouble.

Not with me behind the wheel. Hang on!

Right turn!

Well, that was fun.

Welcome home.

Where are my friends?

Oh, man. Where's my sister?

They went where all the good little boys

and girls go for Christmas.

They went somewhere nice.

Where, you ask?

Why, the comfortable and festive...

...Hoover International Lodge.

Which is just a few thousand yards

down from this delightful little room.

Which now smells like a horse died in it.

Oh, so we're going to the lodge?

I think I have an answer

to your question.

Are you out of

your juice-drinking little minds?

Have you looked outside lately?

The roads are blocked

because there is a little thing...

...called a blizzard going on.

That's when the sky opens up

and lots of snow falls...

...and makes it hard for people

to do things.

Like fly to Hawaii, for instance.

Who's going to Hawaii?

Not me.

Not anymore.

Sir, I gotta get down to my sister.

She's gonna be freaked without me.

Will she be freaked?

I'm betting she's gonna be stoked

that people are taking care of her...

...and she doesn't have to wait around

for her brother, who abandoned her.

So where are we staying?

What's wrong with right here?

It smells like a horse died in it.

That's exactly the kind of place...

...I thought a bunch of juvenile delinquents

would love to stay.

Watch it, Dr. Evil.

Oh, no, did I offend you?

Well, I don't know what else

to call someone...

...who commits grand theft auto,

reckless driving...

...and destruction of property

all in the course of 10 minutes.

Someone cooler than you'll ever be.

That's fantastic.

I didn't know we had

Ellen DeGeneres in the house.

And what about a young man...

...who orders the heart-attack special

and can't pay for it?

Or a girl who exfoliates herself

all over the airport lounge?

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