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Couldy,ou give us a call and

straighten this out? Thanks.

You're welcome.

- You're home early,.

- I got fi red.

Again?

- Where's my bed?.

- It was repossessed.

Chotiner let them in this

morning when we weren't home.

- He wants y,our rent money,.

- Okay.

Al I right! I 'm com i ng.

Thanks.

Listen, you shouldn't keep

buyin' things you can't afford.

Very irresponsible. Can I have my rent?.

Look! Lookwhat I got!

Can you believe it?.

Chicken liver forever, Brando.

Hundred dollar bills!

Here's this month's and next month's

in advance. Good night, Mr. Chotiner.

Listen, where'd you get this money?.

I told you I'd get it. You should have

more faith in people, shouldn'tyou?.

Listen, I caught a cold

from your cat. Oh, yes.

Humans don't catch colds

from cats, Mr. Chotiner.

He came down...

the fire escape and in mywindow...

and sat on my chest and gave me a cold.

Now, look. I wouldn't mind

catching a cold from you...

but not from your precious cat.

- Get lost!

- I mean it.

I mean it! I mean it! Listen!

I'm home ifyou everwant me.

Here, honey,. Willy,ou

hold this? Not that!Stop it!

Hey, guys, where are you going?.

Look. I got steak, Dom Perignon...

and I have your favorite

cheese in there, Ron.

- Oh, were you gonna cook

dinner for us?. - Uh-huh.

Oh,y,ou're kidding. We have this

party, that Ron forgot to tell me about.

Party?

Hey, by the way, why'd

you get fired this time?.

This is terrific cheese. We'll

eat it at the party. Thanks a lot.

- Come on. Let's go.

- Are you gonna be all right?.

What arey,ou gonna do?

Yeah. I'll go to the gym,

work out or something.

Okay,. By,e. Oh! Hey,! Why,

didy,ou get fired this time?

They said I flirted with a bank robber.

What?.

Zack!

Stuart. You're early, man.

Put those dogs in another room!

Right. Back, boys! Back! Down! Down!

Vinnie! Biff!. Get back there!

Stuart, you know, what I'm gonna

have to do is, uh, put the dogs...

in the-- in

the bathroom.

But it'll take a minute, all right?

Right with you.

H:

- Here I come!

Back!Away,from the door! Now, get in

the bathroom! That's it. That's it.

Good boy,s.

Zack!

What the hell is going on, Zack?

I ' m com i n'! Down, boys!

- Oh, wow.

- Get i n there!

- How?.

- How?. Li ke this!

Damn it!

Hey! These are great! I

love these! Look at this.

Moron! I almost had a heart attack.

You think that's what he borrowed the

13 grand for?. To have those made?.

- How should I know?.

- Look at this stuff. Look at this.

Nobody'd buy one!

Of course nobodywould buy one!

They,'re gimmicks foridiots.

Would you buy one?.

Yeah.

Come here. Get outta here.

Come on!

- I don't like music. It

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