Two Lovers and a Bear Page #5

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- It's a good image, though.

- It's a great image.

- Pyjamas off!

- And its legs!

- Must take pyjamas off!

Just come over to me!

- OK!

'Mmm!

- All right!

- Oh! Oh!

- Oh! It feels so good!

- Let me see.

WOW!

These are really amazing.

- Thank you.

- You should show these.

People would totally buy 'em.

- Maybe.

- Definitely.

- To me, they look like

the colours inside your head

when you close your eyes.

Yeah!

Whoo-hoo!

Whoo-hoo-hoo!

Whoo!

Whoo-hoo-hoo!

Faster!

Whoo!

- Ah...

- F***! F***!

- Roman, I'm hungry.

Give me a fish.

- Ugh, goddammit!

Hey! It's OK!

- Roman, get your gun!

- No, it's OK!

- Move out of the way!

- It's OK! It's OK!

It's not OK. Give me a

fish, and it'll be OK.

You need to shut the f*** up!

- Roman, f***ing move!

- Lucy, listen to me!

Do not shoot him!

- Running away is not gonna solve

the problem.

You're gonna have

to burn him out of her head.

- What the f*** are you talking about?

- What are you talking about?

Out of the way!

- Lucy, no! Put the gun down!

- You know what I'm talking about.

Her beast is still here, stuck in her head.

- Move! Move!

- Look at her screaming!

That's the beast inside of her!

- Shut up!

- Roman, move!

- Listen, it's not going to hurt you!

OK? Listen to me.

Roman!

- Trust me.

- Give me the fish!

Come on, come on!

- Here!

Go now, you stupid f***!

- I love you too.

- Go! Eat it somewhere else.

Get out of here.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm going.

- What the f*** just happened?

- Look, there's something

I have to tell you, OK?

- What?

- I can speak to bears.

You wanna head out?

- What do you mean

you can speak to bears'?

- I just can, OK?

- You have to turn around.

There's a blizzard coming!

There's a blizzard coming.

A big motherf***er.

You're gonna have to turn around.

Don't be clever.

- I'm not going back.

- Why not?

- We're not going back.

- All right.

I'm only doing this

'cause you look like you're in love.

You got GPS?

- Yeah.

- All right.

Don't mention this to anybody.

If anybody asks,

you just heard about it.

You go over this hill,

there's some military base camp.

Don't forget the condoms.

- Roman!

Roman!

Roman!

- Yeah!

- Are you OK?

- Yeah!

MY leg's jammed!

F***!

- You got rope?

- Yeah!

- Get it down here.

Ow! F***!

Aaah!

I'm gonna fight 'em off

A seven nation army

couldn't hold me...

whack

They're gonna rip it off

Taking their time

right behind my back

And I'm bleeding

and I'm bleeding

And I'm bleeding

right before the Lord

- Roman! Here!

And the stains coming from my blood

Tell me to go back home

Tell me another joke.

- I don't have another f***ing joke.

The joke is

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