Twin Town Page #2
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up to the club please.
Feed Cantona, have a bath, and...
leave your father's glue alone.
So long!
Big night on Friday:
West Wales Semis.
- Bring the Missus.
- He knows 80 numbers solid now...
81 with "My Way" in f***ing Welsh.
What's your big number, Chip?
"Like a f***ing Virgin"!
Only one he know off by heart.
No, there's a lot of mileage
in this karaoke lark, Fatty.
Karaoke's killing the f***ing
Welsh choir music, Dai.
You can't beat a male voice choir.
That's proper f***ing singing.
Well, we're gonna be
King and f***ing queen more like!
What the f*** are you laughing at?
F***ing twat!
- Sorry Terry. We didn't see you.
- Are you f***ing blind, or what?
Terry, you weren't f***ing looking!
- What the f*** are you laughing at?
- I'm not laughing, Terry. Look.
F***ing don't.
You still on for this stuff, Dai?
- You got the gear?
- You got the cash?
Up the club.
See you there.
- Hang on, Dai.
- What?
Put your seat belts on.
Clunk-click,
every f***ing trip.
I said what's the best color top
in the Premier League...
and you said Man U black.
And I f***ing had you.
Right. You gotta do a toke under
water and hold it five seconds.
1, 2, 3, 4,
4 and a half.
Alright.
This will f***ing have you.
Why is it that some teams
corner flags and halfway flags...
are triangular and some
are f***ing square?
Go on then.
Never f***ing get this one.
F***ing hell!
I know this.
I f***ing know it.
It has something to do with...
Premier and Endsleigh League
stadium capacities.
No, it's not.
I know!
If they've got square flags...
the crowd knows
they're on f***ing telly.
Innit?
'Cause the square flags is like a telly.
Then the crowd can tell if
the f***ing game's on telly.
You don't f***ing know do you!
You haven't got a f***ing clue!
- Go on then!
- It's because...
if you've won the FA cup...
that means you can have triangular
flags on your f***ing pitch...
because you've won the f***ing cup.
And that is f***ing right.
That's why Cardiff has got triangles
and Swansea has got f***ing squares.
So if Swansea wins the cup...
we gets triangular flags.
- F*** off!
- It's in the book.
Come on.
Ten f***ing seconds!
Nice bit of sheep dip,
by the way.
Here, you got a Versace
down here, Taff.
- No.
- Kwik-Fit.
Right. Better catch a Choo-choo
back to civilization.
Be lucky. And if you
can't be lucky, top yourself.
And if all else fails...
try Wales.
F*** me!
Two World Wars
and one World Cup they won.
You'd never f***ing believe it.
- Prick.
- Give us a look.
- Come on man.
- Wait.
- Come on.
- F***ing murder you are, Terry.
Steady on, Terry.
- That is a cheeky bit of Charlie.
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