Tuhog Page #2

This is going to take forever...

Who taught you how to drive?I

Your mother?!

A blind man can drive better than you!

We're now here in downtown.

-BaclaranI

-That smells good.

Baclaran!

How much?

Two pesos.

Give me a dozen.

Sir, please spare me some change.

l'm sorry, boy.

l don't give coins.

You're going to die.

Hey, kid! Get out of here!

That was scary.

lt gave me goosebumps!

You son of a b*tch!

What did you do?!

Delfin!

You wrecked my house! You bastard!

Delfin! Stop it!

-He destroyed our house! Bastard!

-She's my wIfe!

Stop It, Delfin!

Then there was a fIstfIght...

lt seems one guy

stole the other guy's wife.

Sounds like a soap opera.

So, who has the three clubs?

Not me.

Do you have it, Bert?

Wait.

l've been dealt a bad hand.

l bet you got all twos.

You joker.

l'm getting hungry.

Quit badgering me.

Here! Say thank you.

l almost died because of this pandesal.

And it tastes like crap.

A true pandesal should be crunchy

on the outside and soft in the inside.

Easy to chew. Not too sweet.

A real pandesal is not full of air.

This is not a pandesal!

Not a pandesal at all!

That's just pandesal. Take it easy.

Yeah, right.

Where did that come from?

Nothing. Getting old is tough.

Hello.

Where have you been?

School. Bye.

-Oh...

-CrapI

That play makes no sense!

Mercy! l'm late! Why didn't...

Mercy!

Mercy!

What is it?

Where's my chair?

Lord! l thought you were in trouble!

Where's my chair?

Antonio! Stop it.

You're behaving like a child.

Did you throw it away?

Did you throw away my chair?

How many times do l have to tell you

not to touch my chair?!

We can always buy a new one.

No. Never!

Why are you doing this?

Just because it's old, it's useless?

You're being overdramatic, Tonio.

There's no need to get mad!

We're just concerned for you.

Adrian. Adrian!

Yes mom?

Give your father his beloved chair.

Dad!!

lt's your fault, you know.

You're fighting mom over a chair.

l don't care.

lt's almost lunch

and you're just having breakfast?

Time moves slower when you're older.

Are you going out?

Yes. Why?

No, dad. You can't go out.

And why not?

l will leave when l want to

and l'll come home if l want to.

Let me remind you,

l am still the head of this family.

And l will do what l want.

Nobody can tell me what to do.

Dad, you can't leave with just your briefs on.

Put on some pants.

l will leave when l'm in my pants.

-Son of a b*tch!

-Pass.

You don't have a single?

None.

He said we did it?

We never even dated. He's a liar.

Who is she arguing with?

l guess her boyfriend.

When you're young, you think the world's ending

when you fight with your boyfriend.

We used to be so innocent.

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