Tucker and Dale vs Evil Page #7
it might have been one of the college kids.
What the hell happened to her?
She got knocked out and fell
in the shitter hole right next to me.
Is that your blood?
What? No.
No, it's college kid blood. One of them
suckers came running out of nowhere,
speared himself through the gut
and died right on top of me!
- Holy crap.
- I know!
Calm down. Don't cry.
- Calm down!
- OK.
Get a hold of yourself!
All right...
I know what this is.
- What?
- This is a suicide pact.
- It's a what?
- These kids are coming out here,
- and killing themselves all over the woods.
- My God, that makes so much sense.
Holy sh*t. We have got to hide
all of the sharp objects!
You know what else?
I think they're trying to kill her, too.
That's why they acted so funny after
we saved her, because they want her dead.
- Why?
- I don't know. I don't know.
It's good that you and I don't know -
if we knew they'd want to kill us, too.
Yeah, that's a good point.
OK, so what... what do we...
We go to the police?
- Call the police?
- Yeah.
- And tell 'em what?
- Uh...we'll tell 'em what happened.
That's a good idea, Dale.
"Oh, hidey-ho, Officer.
We've had a doozy of a day.
"There we were, minding our own business,
doing some chores around the house,
"when kids started killing themselves
all over my property."
Well, that's what happened, Tucker!
You would have to be a moron
to believe that, Dale.
It doesn't matter what happened. What
matters is what looks like what happened.
And what looks like what happened...
is pretty nasty.
So what the hell do we do?
- Right now.
- OK.
You shouldn't be smoking anyway, Chloe.
It's not good for you.
F***ing dying isn't good for you, either,
but that doesn't
seem to be stopping anybody!
We gotta get out of here. I mean,
what the hell are we still doing here?
How are we gonna get outta here?
Dickwad over here sent Chuck off
with the truck!
Well, then let's walk.
- 40 miles?
- You should have thought of that
- before you wore your stripper shoes.
- Will y'all just shut up?
Listen, we gotta work together, OK?
We never should've come out here.
Whose stupid idea was this?
Chad!
You guys are all a bunch of
f***ing pussies, you know that?
I mean, a few little tiny murders...
But do you know how lucky you all are, huh?
- Huh?
- What the f*** are you talking about, man?
How many people do you think
get a chance for something like this?
- The chance to die?
- The chance to live.
To be free from people always
telling you what you can and can't do.
There's no rules out here.
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