Tripping The Rift: The Movie Page #5
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Not bad.
We call it a backers audition.
How much can I
put you down for?
Put me down for one
pitchfork in the belly!
Wait a minute. I say we
let the people decide.
Would you like to continue to live
your lives in quiet desperation,
living off the stale crumbs
from this tyrant's table,
or have a fabulous queen
who's going to put on
hit show after hit show
and make this town a bundle off
busloads of out-of-town suckers.
Perhaps we could put on Hunchback
of Notre Dame, The Musical?
Long live our drag queen!
Hip-hip hurray!
What a bunch of ingrates!
Hello?
Bob? You better be calling me to
tell me the transporter's fixed!
I don't want to be doing
choreography for the rest of my days.
Great!
Beam Six and T'nuk aboard and
the rest of us down to Terra.
I've still got a raunchy
birthday bash to organize.
Sign off.
I'm looking for Chode.
He just took off.
But if you know him,
you must be as big
an a**hole as he is.
What are you looking at?
You better not be having
one of your oral fantasies.
I'm merely trying to understand
how you can eat that garbage.
I hear it contains rat parts.
Chef Gay-ar-dee,
on this planet,
baseball fans eat millions
of hot dogs every week,
and that's good enough for me.
Besides, they say rat
parts make you smart.
Then please explain why Pittsburgh
Pirates fans keep showing up.
Yeah, or how come you
couldn't figure out
La Cage aux Poofter
was a gay bar.
I told you, I thought Poofter
was foreign for snatch-a-roosky.
I don't know why you didn't rent that
place. It looked perfectly fine to me.
What? Fine. Excuse me if I don't
go into why I'm not surprised.
I'll just repeat, no birthday bash of
mine is going to be held in a gay bar.
Get off your soapbox.
It's not even your birthday.
Yeah, but my guests
don't know that.
They also don't know they'll
have to cough up for parking,
admission, exorbitant
prices for the booze
and oh, did I mention my little
credit card scam on the side?
Baby!
I'm going to be
rolling in dough.
What makes you think
they'll even show up?
Well, because I
come up with a hook.
I don't know, Uncle Chode.
Yeah, then why don't you drop your pants
and stick your ass through the door.
If you haven't squealed in 30
seconds, the joint's straight.
Okay, let's go. The sooner
we get this over, the better.
Relax. We got all night.
Yeah.
Why are you calling?
Something wrong on the ship?
No, I just miss you, that's all, you
hunka hunk of burning testosterone.
Where are you?
Have you been sniffing
the ship's fumes?
Don't be a silly-Billy.
I'm just feeling
a little horny.
Thought you might like to know
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