Tripping The Rift: The Movie Page #3

I know, Mother. I get my

sense of humor from you.

I'm brushing my teeth.

I'll be right out!

You will?

Well, please hurry.

Your subjects can't

wait to see you!

And frankly, neither can I.

"I'll be right out"?

Why'd you say that?

If she doesn't show, the townspeople

will know immediately something is wrong.

Princess! Princess!

T'nuk, grab that head.

The princess will be right out.

Acquiring Transportation

Acceptable

The suckers are buying it.

How can this be?

She's dead!

Show's over, folks!

The princess is dead...

tired.

Hope to see you all

at the coronation.

Free beer and pretzels!

You two, come with me!

I suspect the princess has

been the victim of "vowel" play.

Sir, what exactly is"vowel" play?

Don't nobody with a brain

understand the English?

Okay. We need an escape plan.

We're trapped!

We're not going anywhere!

Nonsense!

You're going to certain death

unless...

- Unless?

- No, no! It's too crazy,

too far-fetched.

It goes against all the

laws of nature and God!

You're not talking about

my sex life, are you?

No! I'm talking about bringing

the dead princess back to life!

Am I hearing you right?

I don't know. When's the last

time you had your hearing tested?

You really should take her to

the vet every once in a while.

They're going to knock

down the door any minute.

She's right.

Everyone grab a piece

of princess to go,

and follow me through

the secret passageway.

- Where does it lead?

- Let me guess.

To a long-forgotten

laboratory

where a mad scientist

once re-animated the dead?

Does someone got that

women's intuition or what?

I'll leave a note to

throw them off the scent.

Break it down!

Gone to the movies.

Double feature.

Grabbing a bite after.

Don't wait up.

Let's see.

The knee bone's

connected to the thigh bone

The thigh bone's

connected to the hip bone

Chode, you can't perform an

operation as complex as this.

Well, not so fast.

According to this Re-animating

the Dead for Dumb Asses book,

it's not so hard.

Okay, Six, plug in that electrical

V-shaped thing that goes "zizz."

Gus, find me a giant

needle and thread.

T'nuk, make sure

the moon roof opens.

Whip, go over to that

shelf and grab me a brain.

Geniu:
Albert Einstein

Careful, Whip!

Don't worry.

There's another one.

Senator Diane Finestein...

Mel Brookstein...

Hearty Fiberstein.

Chode McBlob

Located

Hurry! The storm is

almost directly overhead.

Raise the gurney!

Give my creature life!

What a pretty night

it turned out to be.

Look, I don't need a pretty night.

I need f***ing lightning!

Is there any other source of

intense electricity around here?

Ja! I could divert

the electricity

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