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Synopsis: Tabloid reporters Jack Harrison and Gil Turner are sent to Transylvania with two choices: find the Frankenstein monster or find new jobs. But before the jumpy journalists can dig up their big story, they must first face the horrors of an extremely clumsy butler, a nymphomaniac vampiress and a semi-mad doctor, as well as assorted mummies, werewolves and more Transylvanian oddballs. Can these two bumbling heroes unravel this monstrous mystery or are they in for some very scary surprises?
Director(s): Rudy De Luca
Production: Jadran Film
 
IMDB:
4.9
Rotten Tomatoes:
20%
PG
Year:
1985
93 min
377 Views


For that reason I hire people

as him. And Fejos.

They have that certain one

spark of Transylvania.

We are clever to eat.

If, master.

I am occupied now.

Clever I need the orange.

-Does .Que want?

- The orange.

- Me the grasp.

- Me the grasp.

- Well.

- Well.

Alone I need three.

1, 2, 3...

...4, 5, 6.

- Now the plates.

- Me the grasp.

I cut the orange.

Your you don't cut anything.

Very then I help you.

.Qu this is?

It is lemon juice for the tea.

Go away, of my.

We have the sndwiches,

the butter.

And we have them here.

I know it.

If, master.

Not I am your master, your you are my wife.

I am your wife, master.

Retire Lupi, I don't tolerate the subordination.

Neither I, will retire.

.Me extra.aste?

Drop it.

- Allow me to help.

- I said you drop it.

- Well take it.

- I have it.

.Ahora what you go to make?

To give it to you.

.Para what this is?

It is for you.

- You are an unfortunate one.

- Now no longer.

-.Est well?

- Not be annoying.

Alone I want to make you everything

perfect, because you deserve it.

Once again, go away, not me

play, leave alone me.

Maybe later.

I will be naked when you return.

I eat lunch, masters.

Prepare everything me.

Does .Quieres cremate?

It is good.

Non thank you.

- Smell it.

- I smell it from here.

- It is fresh.

- Very fresh.

- Take off it.

- He/she smells well.

Does .No cremate?

Sugar.

-This is pleasant.

- Very pleasant.

Smell it, he/she smells, it is good.

It is good, he/she smells this.

He/she smells everything, he/she takes.

He/she smells the glass.

It is good.

- It is good.

- Very pleasant.

- You were put to the eye.

- Alone a little.

Make it again.

Telephone.

Transylvania 6 -5000.

It is for you mayor.

Hello.

The telephone bit me.

.Escuchaste the one of the one

does surgeon bother?

Does .Cirujano bother?

If, your you don't bother me,

I don't bother you.

It is comic. .Verdad?

Does .Que want?

- I have to make my work.

- Your work is mine.

- Not I have time.

- Your time is mine.

- I need the mints.

- Me the grasp.

- If.

- No.

Good-bye .Besito?

I will stay calientita for you.

- .Mentas, master?

- Non thank you.

- .Mentas, master?

- No.

Gentlemen, I fear that I should

to leave to the town but.

They feel in freedom of

to inspect the castle.

For sure they didn't find

spectra marauding.

-.Puedo to suggest something?

- You can, you are a baboon.

I go for the history,

to go to the town, to the newspaper, to the chapel.

Your face that and I stay

here to take a look.

The one, is made late.

Frankenstein.

I NEWSPAPER DE TRANSYLVANIA.

Hello.

.Hay somebody here?

This old chandeliers have

the tendency of falling.

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Rudy De Luca

Rudy De Luca is an American screenwriter and actor best known for his work with filmmaker Mel Brooks. more…

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