Transylvania 6-5000

Synopsis: Tabloid reporters Jack Harrison and Gil Turner are sent to Transylvania with two choices: find the Frankenstein monster or find new jobs. But before the jumpy journalists can dig up their big story, they must first face the horrors of an extremely clumsy butler, a nymphomaniac vampiress and a semi-mad doctor, as well as assorted mummies, werewolves and more Transylvanian oddballs. Can these two bumbling heroes unravel this monstrous mystery or are they in for some very scary surprises?
Director(s): Rudy De Luca
Production: Jadran Film
Rotten Tomatoes:
93 min

We go Jim, you have taken pictures

of buildings the whole trip, take one.

Alone you stay in the door.

Not I understand.

It is an abandoned chapel and

somebody stops the door.

It is well.

.Oh my God!

.Corre, runs,

look it is Frankenstein!

.Hay aliens using your body while you sleep?

-.Bien that say?

-.Sobre what?

- The movie, the thing that comes out of the door.

- Of fear.

-Did .Dnde take out that?

-I was, and nobody has seen it it is a sole right.

Oh non Gil, that thing is lie

to put their name in the newspaper.

And is .qu well?

He/she thinks of something better because

go to see this history.

-.Cual history?

- That of the monster.

No, no, I don't want to go.

Monster's .Historia?

Does .No want to leave?

Each that I give you a good track doesn't want

to leave, and if you leave you return with anything.

Not it is my blame.

-.Y what you make to my histories?

-Does .Qu make?

Not I can believe that we speak of this,

that such that of exploitation of works.

That of women working in you manufacture

of violation. And single era of violins.

- Let us make a mistake.

- You made a mistake.

- Violation also attracts.

- If it is a great attraction.

You hired me to elevate the one

journalistic level of this newspaper.

Mistaken, hire you for

to elevate the vocabulary level.

I want to maintain the journalistic level under.

Does .Porque believe that it assigns you to him?

- I am of your team.

- Mac, this is garbage.

I like garbage, the master, I need it.

Garbage is what sells newspapers.

He/she looks around to your,

garbage, garbage, garbage.

I don't have problems with the garbage.

Good boy. Return.

- When you speak to me you don't play me.

- I don't play you.

That you call to this, and that, I don't want

that you make this, especially this.

- I don't make that.

- In case that you think it to make.

They leave immediately.

That we have, airplanes, trains,

trucks .a where we go?


.Por what? he/she should go to

Moscow, to the mean guides.

Transylvania, .bien!

Is .Dnde?

- Not I know, over there in some side.

-"Over there some side."

We will find it.

But it is worth, because I count with

the history of Frankenstein.

Do I sit down it, .ests counting with which history?

Frankenstein, does .lo remember?, very big...

Not I thought that it would be even with life.

You thought, you never think,

it was never alive.

It was a book, a movie,

it was not real and neither it is news.

I believe that it is it. They come to the one

monster and he/she resembles Frankenstein.

They give me headache.

Because you don't take yourself your pain it was,

but he/she returns with a history.

A fearful town, a crazy scientist, something.

Because if they return without anything...they are discharged.

Not you can say goodbye, I am your son.

Prove it.

- Well, well.

- Here the cassette is.

- Are not we leaving far with this .verdad?

- I love to go far.

Cannot .Porque be but as him?

.Vas to return with the history?

- If dad.

-Does .Lo see?

Listen to it, listen to it.

It makes sick me.

- Documentation, island of Easter.

- This is stupid.

Listen this both.

Next week I want a headed.

.Frankenstein lives!


Not I understand, Paris, Rome had

a not well temporary one. And he/she looks at this.

Not it seems to be what said

your father, a fearful town.

Transylvania this...beautiful.

Laura doesn't leave far.

See to play with that ni.a.

Not I want, it is not of my age.

- It plays with her.

-.Porque would should of...?

Oh already knows because.


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Rudy De Luca

Rudy De Luca is an American screenwriter and actor best known for his work with filmmaker Mel Brooks. more…

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