Transformers Page #5

we're invited to this party?

Of course, Miles.

It's a lake. Public property.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God, dude, Mikaela's here.

Just don't do anything weird, all right?

- I'm good, right?

- Yeah, you're good.

Okay.

Hey, guys, check it out.

Oh, hi.

Hey, bro. That car. It's nice. Hey.

So, what are you guys doing here?

We're here to climb this tree.

I see that. It looks... It looks fun.

- Yeah.

- You know, I thought I recognized you.

You tried out for the football team

last year, right?

Let's go call your mom.

Oh, no, no, that... No.

That wasn't like a real tryout.

I was researching a book I was writing.

- Oh, yeah?

- Yeah.

Yeah? What's it about?

Sucking at sports?

No, it's about the link between

brain damage and football.

No, it's a good book.

Your friends'll love it.

You know, it's got mazes in it and,

you know, little coloring areas,

sections, pop-up pictures.

It's a lot of fun.

That's funny.

Okay, okay. You know what? Stop.

Hey, guys, I know of a party.

Let's go, let's head.

You got to get out

of the tree right now. Get...

Just get out of the tree

right now, please.

What are you doing?

Did you see that dismount?

All the chicks were watching.

You're making me look like an idiot.

We both looked like idiots just now.

- Hey, how about you let me drive?

- Oh, no. No, no, no. This is not a toy.

These 22s, I don't want you

grinding them. No.

Why doesn't my little bunny

just hop in the back seat?

God, I can't even tell you how much

I'm not your little bunny.

Okay.

You'll call me.

Who's gonna drive you home, tonight?

Hey, man, what's wrong

with your radio?

- I'm gonna drive her home tonight.

- What?

She's an evil jock concubine, man.

Let her hitchhike.

She lives 10 miles from here, okay?

It's my only chance.

You got to be understanding

here, all right?

All right. We'll put her in the back.

I'll be quiet.

- Did you say, "Put her in the back"?

- I called shotgun.

I'm not putting her in the back.

You got to get out of my car.

- That's a party foul.

- What rules?

Bros before hos.

Miles, I'm begging you to get out

of my car. Okay?

You can't do this to me.

You got to get out of my car right now.

Who's gonna come around

when you break?

Mikaela! It's Sam.

Witwicky.

I hope I didn't get you

stranded or anything.

You sure?

So, listen, I was wondering

if I could ride you home.

I mean, give you a ride home

in my car, to your house.

There you go.

So...

I can't believe that I'm here right now.

You can duck down if you want.

I mean, it won't hurt my feelings.

Oh, no, no, no.

I didn't mean here with you.

I just meant here, like, in this situation,

this same situation that I'm always in.

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