Transformers Page #4

Now I'm gonna leave you

to your officer-in-charge.

You'll break up into teams

and you'll start your work.

Good luck to us all.

All right, Mojo. I got the car.

Now I need the girl.

I need money to take out the girl

is what I need.

Zero bids.

Great. Broke.

Come on, Mojo.

You want your pain pills?

No. Premature.

Good. What's up?

Nothing. You know, just driving my car.

Driving my car.

It's like clockwork.

All right, I know you get wasted

on these things,

but if you piss in my bed again,

you're sleeping outside. Okay?

That's it for today. No more. Crackhead.

- Ron, this one is uneven.

- Yeah. Probably.

This one is wobbly.

- Yeah. I'll take care of that real soon.

- Couldn't we have hired a professional?

- Sam...

- What?

I do not like footprints on my grass.

- What foot... There's no footprints.

- That's why I built my path.

So why don't you go from my grass

onto my path, okay?

- It's family grass, Dad.

- Well, when you own your own grass,

- you'll understand.

- This... I can't do it anymore.

- You're putting girl jewelry on a boy dog.

- What?

He's got enough self-esteem issues

as a Chihuahua, Mom.

That's his bling.

I want you home at 11:00!

- Yeah, all right.

- 11:
00!

Please, for the love of God, drive safely.

Seat belt on!

Wow. You are so cheap.

Well, it's his first car.

Supposed to be like that.

At this time, we can't confirm

whether there were any survivors.

Oh, my God.

Our bases worldwide are, as of now,

at DEFCON Delta,

our highest readiness level.

We're dealing with

a very effective weapons system

that we have not come across before.

But our prayers are with the families

of the brave men and women...

Honey, Daddy's gonna be okay.

I've never seen a weapons system

like this.

The thermal shows this weird aura

around the exoskeleton

like it's cloaked

by some kind of invisible force field.

That's impossible. There's no

such thing as invisible force fields

except in, like, comic book stuff, right?

- Man, I don't know.

- What is that?

My mama, she had the gift, you know?

She saw things. I got the gene, too,

and that thing that attacked us?

I got a feeling it ain't over.

How about you use

those magic voodoo powers

and get us the hell out of here, huh?

When I took that picture,

I think it saw me.

It looked right at me.

All right, we got to get this thing

back to the Pentagon right away.

They got to know what

we're dealing with here.

My radio's fried.

- I got no communication with aerial.

- Hey, Mahfouz.

- How far do you live from here?

- Not far. Just up that mountain.

- Do they have a phone?

- Yes.

All right, let's hit it.

Dude, are you sure

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