Trailer Park Boys: Countdown To Liquor Day Page #4

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Look, don't tell him Randy and Lahey

shaved your head.

He'll f***ing freak out and attack them.

That's the last thing we need right now.

That's the last of my worries anyway.

I don't have that kind of money.

We'll figure that out, okay?

Why are we at the dump?

And why's he hidin'?

Man, you scared the f*** out of me.

I thought you were the cops.

What are you doing?

I told you to cover that up.

I can still see it.

It's almost done.

Department of Corrections?

What the f*** is that!?

We had to steal it to rob the liquor

store to get some start-up money.

My goodness...

Don't worry about it. Smooth as piss.

Where did you get the f***ing dope

Monte Carlo, man!

It's awesome. F***ing SS.

It's the company car.

Paid 4 grand for it, bud.

How much money's left?

Nothing.

Well, I had to buy tools.

I had to get the garage door.

which is going to go on tomorrow,

start-up costs.

You spent all the f***ing money.

Well, you gotta spend money

to make money.

that's the way business works, okay?

Actually, no, it's not.

You keep your money,

then you have your money.

That's how you f***ing make money.

And who the f*** made you in charge

of our money?

Who came up with the 4-year

business plan? Me.

Success. Yeah. Guess what?

I don't even get success.

Can everybody just stop fighting?

Listen... Look.

Since you don't even understand

what I'm saying here.

why don't I show you, get in the car.

Is that one of those f***ing

Hostess Munchies hats?

Yes.

It's awesome.

Give it back. Give it--

What in the f*** happened

to your head!

I was... messin' around.

My God...

He got drunk and high

and tried to cut his hair.

He f***ed up.

You did that yourself?.

My God, did you ever f*** it up!

No. I know.

That sucks, man.

Yeah, it sucks. It sucks moose balls.

And I did it.

Give me my f***ing thing.

Look! It's Shitwinkle and Cocky.

What the f*** are those idiots doing?

So much is riding on this.

We have all the tenants in the

new park, who have no sewer.

And we have to put the sewer line

through Julian's property.

And I am confident.

I have every hope

that Julian's gonna see the light.

and he's gonna accept my offer,

and be reasonable.

Julian... I gotta talk to you

about something really important.

Because if he doesn't,

I'm up sh*t creek.

Take a look at this trailer.

You haven't seen it for 2 years.

Look at it. It's falling down.

It's virtually condemned.

It needs to be destroyed.

This is totally rotten.

I've had it appraised.

A generous appraisal for $1,200.

Julian. I'm willing to offer you $1,400

and $700 Canadian Tire money.

And a chance for a new life

in my new park. What do you say?

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