Toy Soldiers Page #3
- R
- Year:
- 1991
- 111 min
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If we threw you out, would you live
with your mother or your father?
I don't exactly have a burning desire
to live with either one of them.
Then what's behind this perverse desire
to risk getting thrown out of school?
You think I set out to get caught?
I don't think you do it
purely for fun.
until you came along.
- Should I pack or what?
- Shut up and sit down.
Stop acting like such a tough guy.
It doesn't impress me.
Three schools have done that...
and it's obviously done nothing
for your character.
- Are you listening to me?
- Yes, sir.
I'm gonna do much worse.
I am going to keep you here
until you graduate.
It will probably take years
at this rate.
I might wear you out before then.
Don't you worry about
wearing me out.
I'm gonna wear you out.
Well?
He wanted to know why
I have such a bad attitude.
Did he kick you out?
No.
He put me on pots and pans
for the rest of the semester.
Could be worse.
He could have smashed my kneecaps
with a ball-peen hammer.
God, that f***er.
That a**hole!
Get up. Get up!
We have to do something
epic tonight...
or else I'm gonna look like
a douche bag to the entire school.
You were born looking
like a douche bag.
Come on, Joey. Get dressed!
I don't want to, man. I want to
go to sleep, dream aboutJennifer.
Later.
It was f***ing humiliating, man.
Okay.
See, they're up for it.
- You know me. I'm always up for it.
- Good.
What am I up for tonight?
I don't know.
- Fire hoses.
- That's been done.
Cherry bombs in the toilets.
It's too destructive. That would let
the dean know he got under our skin.
No, it's gotta be
cooler than that.
It's gotta be something witty,
something elegant.
while I take a nap?
I got it. I got it. Come on.
You'll love this.
Come in.
to see you right away in the quad.
Check it out.
It's the headmaster's furniture.
Try not to laugh.
I'm trying.
I mean, just look at this.
The blotter, the pen,
the teacup on my desk.
Everything just
as I left it last night.
You know what
I'd really like to do?
That's to work out here all day.
too good for discipline, would it?
- I'm afraid not.
- Yes.
- Any idea who did it?
- Very good idea.
Don't be too hard on them.
It's much better than fire hoses in the
chapel or cherry bombs in the toilet.
- You!
- Yo, Billy!
And you.
And you two.
You gentlemen have the honor
of returning this furniture...
back to its original place.
Pick up that banana.
Are there any objections?
- No, sir.
- No, sir.
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