Toy Soldiers
- R
- Year:
- 1991
- 111 min
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Hey, bring that back here!
Hey, Frank!
Frank, over here!
Frank, over here!
- Looking for this, Frank?
- Very funny.
The dean's waiting for you guys
back in your room.
These two gentlemen are
deputy United States marshals.
They wish to have a word
with you, Mr. Donoghue.
- Me?
- Mm-hmm.
Let us have the room.
Close the door behind you.
It's just a precaution
we're taking...
with everyone involved
in the Enrique Cali case.
Especially with your father
since he's presiding in the case.
My father's been a federal judge
since I was five years old.
- What's he saying?
- You saw what happened.
They're talking about Phil's dad.
- He's a judge, right?
- Yeah.
It was on all three networks.
The boys are not allowed
to have TVs in their rooms.
Luis Cali, his son...
is passionately devoted
to his father.
He took over the Palace ofJustice down
there trying to get his father back.
The judge and two others
were killed.
- Is he in trouble?
- No.
- Something about Colombia.
- Good coffee.
Now, you know why they have to
take these precautions.
in a very safe place.
They're taking him out today.
Where?
We can't tell you that, son, but it
will be a secure military installation.
You gentlemen may as well come in,
help your roommate pack.
- See you soon.
- We look forward to having you back.
- Thanks, sir. You too.
- All right.
- Billy.
- See you later, Phil. Rock 'n' roll.
Were you off campus yesterday?
I'm on probation, sir.
I'm not allowed off campus.
That's right. I forgot.
You know, somebody spray painted
the sheriff's car yesterday.
- Wrote the word "rejects" all over it.
- No kidding.
All right, you got away
with it this time.
But just remember,
I'm always gonna be watching you.
Lights out, boys.
Eat sh*t, Mr. Peterson.!
There go the dean
and the headmaster.
I can't go, man.
This paper's due in the morning.
Come on. They're ready.
Let's go, let's go. Come on.
Come on! Let's go.
Billy, this is your homework.
That's good. That's good.
Come on. Let's go.
Take it easy, man.
You're gonna break the window.
Am not.
- Shut up, Snuffy!
- Blow me.
Watch your head, man.
- That's like a spinal injury, man.
- Quiet.
I know you're mad, brother.
Nice hole, Billy.
Speaking of holes, anyone
have a sister? Call her up.
- I saw Joey's mom at the mall.
- You saw his mom?
With his sisters.
You guys better
leave my mom out of this.
- I love my mom.
- And you can, too, for 12 bucks.
As long as you're not talking
about my mother, everybody's cool.
Make yourselves comfortable.
The bar is open.
- Mr. Trotta, why don't you tend the bar?
- Mouthwash?
Yes, mouthwash. Or maybe not.
What's the deal, Billy?
You trying to tell me my breath stinks?
I wasn't saying your breath stinks.
Why do you take everything personally?
I don't think smoking when you
have asthma is such a good idea.
- Smoking isn't such a good idea, period.
- Gentlemen.
- Here's to Mr. Donoghue.
- Yes, to Phil.
- May he get laid while on the outside.
- Amen.
- This better not be mouthwash.
- Trust me.
"Trust me." A**hole.
This is mouthwash.
- No, it's not.
- Tastes like mouthwash. What is it?
two parts peppermint schnapps
for that mouthwash flavor...
and one part creme de menthe
to make it green.
You're a sick man.
I hope you know that.
That's the beauty of this concept.
It looks, smells, tastes like mouthwash.
We can keep liquor in plain sight
in our dorm rooms, right?
The best part, I sold 8 bottles
of this stuff for 35 bucks apiece.
We are rich.
You is a genius.
A lunatic, but a genius.
Mix me up another shot.
I'll work on the entertainment.
This stuff is great. It's opening up
my lungs, making me breathe easier.
- It's making you fart easier too.
- I didn't fart.
The first rule
of prep school etiquette:
When you're in a basement
with no windows, don't fart.
No, the first rule is to pretend you're
asleep when your roommate's beating off.
No, the first rule is to wait...
until your roommate falls asleep
before beating off.
Was that a remark
directed at me, roommate?
- You choke your chicken. It's yours.
- You slap your monkey all the time.
I can't sleep at night.
Speaking of beating off.
I'll do the talking.
This is Jennifer.
What's your name?
Steve.
Well, hello, Steve.
Oh, I like that name.
Tell me what you look like.
Well, I got blond hair...
and I wear an earring
in my left ear.
About five-nine, 150 pounds.
Did I mention I'm black?
Sounds very sexy, Steve.
Oh, I like long, blond hair
on a black man.
Oh, I also got long, blonde hair.
I'm not black,
but I'm very, very tanned.
I'm wearing black lace bra and panties
that look really hot against my skin.
Would you like me
to take my bra off?
Yes.
Yes, please.
My nipples are dark red.
Oh, very big, very hard.
I'm rubbing my breasts.
Oh, it feels so good.
Steve, I'm running my hands
down over my body now.
Slipping my thumbs
inside my panties.
Slip 'em in. Slip 'em in.
I'm completely naked except for
black stockings and high heels.
Would you like me to
leave them on or take them off?
Take them off. Now.
On. On. On. Leave them on.
Why don't you go ahead
and leave them on?
Steve, oh, you're so wicked.
I like it.
She likes that.
It's so soft, so big.
You want me to touch it,
don't you, Steve?
Yes.
By all means, touch it.
- "Oh, Steve. Oh, my God.!"
- Outstanding!
- "Oh, Steve."
Hide it. Everybody move.
Mr. Tepper.
Why am I not surprised?
This is ingenious.
Thanks.
What's this?
- Mouthwash?
- Oh, come on, Mr. Tepper.
You expect me to believe you crawled
to the basement just to drink mouthwash?
Gingivitis. Tartar buildup.
I got a little...
- Are you alone down here?
- Yes, sir.
- Where's your roommate?
- Up in his room, I guess.
- Sh*t.
- Watch your mouth.
Come on out, Mr. Bradberry.
You too, Mr. Trotta.
May as well come out.
He was bluffing.
- Gesundheit.
- Thank you.
Mr. Giles and Mr. Montoya,
come out now.
Or I'll place a guard on this basement,
have a bed check of the entire school.
Gentlemen, I want to see
you all in my office...
at 9:
00 a.m. Sharptomorrow morning.
Go to your rooms now.
Move!
Not you, Billy.
This...
You know, this is
really, really ingenious.
No, noth...
Just put the little...
- Where'd you get this stuff?
- Radio Shack.
Really? Was it expensive?
No, no, I picked it up on sale.
On sale. Good. Here.
- Break it.
- What?
Throw it on the floor.
Smash it.
Use your foot.
Come on, come on. Use your foot.
Make believe it's my foot. Smash it.
That's enough.
Let's go.
This is the U.S. Border Patrol!
You think you're the first kid
to put liquor in mouthwash bottles?
You think you're the first kid
to put liquor in mouthwash bottles?
It was done in my day.
I might have even done it myself.
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