Tour de Pharmacy Page #4
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- Year:
- 2017
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which is a good sign.
Is-a not my fault!
I lose-a sight of the road!
Man:
Hey, JuJu!People:
Whoa!
Hamm:
Jabin Dolchey was known for two things:
Fighting and his outfits
that he claimed to be made
from a high-tech breathable
material he called Spanlon.
Jabin Dolchey!
Speed the competition!
He was an odd bird,
and he seemed proud
was a very tiny,
misshaped penis.
Hamm:
Jabin's punch kicked off themost massive scuffle in Tour history.
Honeycut:
Well, this is just awful.
These men are literally trying
to tear one another apart.
Cyclists are
incredible athletes
as far as
endurance goes,
but a great deal of
'em fight like little b*tches.
Tyson:
They had a dance party,and people said it was a fight.
As a boxer,
it was offensive to me.
And as is with every
accident near Switzerland,
the first responder.
It's really peaty.
They tried to
hurt each other,
but I am a...
a peaceful person.
I don't do things
like that.
Please!
No! No! I beg you!
No! No! Please! I'm naked!
Please put me down!
Everything I did that day,
I did in self-defense.
Hamm:
French authorities finally arrived
and put the kibosh
on the fracas.
The first day
was canceled,
but with no major injuries,
the race was expected
were it not
Ah!
Ooh!
Woo!
If you take too strong
a dose of amphetamines,
they can act
as a super powerful aphrodisiac.
No, no, no.
Oui.
No!
No! No!
No.
No.
When I took a large
dose of amphetamines,
I ended up
having sex with a...
Oh, we have to try every drug
on our banned list,
so we know what
we're dealing with.
the experiences are like,
so I can remember
the effects of each drug.
Would you like to see them?
So, this is what I painted
while I was on amphetamines.
It's kind of what I felt like
when I did the drug.
Yeah.
This is when
I did crack cocaine,
so you can see how similar
the two drugs are.
Oh, this is from
when I did meth.
So, you can see that meth is a very
different drug than the other two.
Yeah.
And all of these
are for sale.
Hamm:
In an attempt to quell the media frenzy,
Ditmer Klerken held
a press conference.
Ditmer, Ditmer.
There are reports that you asked every rider
for $50,000 if they did not want
to be drug tested.
Is... is that true?
Yeah, that's true.
I mean, no. F***! No. I mean...
no, I mean it's not... not true.
Ah f***! Ah.
Now you guys are never
going to believe me
because I said
it was true right away.
But no, no, no, that's...
that's not true.
But does anybody know
if you admit to something
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