Tooth Fairy Page #3

- You just made a big mistake.

- He's got a magic wand.

What's next? You gonna

pull a rabbit out of the hat.

Fairy fight!

Oh, now I got one too. Let me

introduce you to the Hammer Brothers.

Sladge and Jack, who do you want?

Who do you wanna meet?

Oh dear, looks like you

pick on the wrong fairy.

Oh, magic wand.

Oh my gosh, the magic wand.

What is going on here?

Stop it! You're behaving

like leprechauns.

He's got such a major attitude problem.

Oh, I'm well aware of his attitude.

Believe me.

- Hello, Mr. Thompson.

- Hi.

Sorry about the follow up

with your outfit.

Budget problems. Tracy

will take care of it.

Who him? Yeah, sure.

You, sir, are guilty of

disseminating disbelief,

killing dreams, committing

first degree murder of fantasy

which by Fairy Law....

Wait a minute. Is this because

of what happened with Tess...

Excuse me.

I haven't finished speaking.

Did I look as though I

had finished speaking?

I don't know. Everybody's got

a British accent around.

You've just interrupted me again

while I was admonishing

you for interrupting me.

Do I not look official enough?

I don't understand why policemen

or firemen don't get interrupted.

But you had a pair of wings and

suddenly all manners go out the window.

Shouldn't you be more in awe

of somebody with wings than without?

You have no idea

what I'm capable of.

I could just fly up into the air

and do something crazy.

Maybe I breath fire.

You don't know.

I'm sorry for interrupting you.

I didn't mean it.

That is better.

In order to pay your

debt to humanity,

you are hereby ordered to

serve time as a tooth fairy.

Normal sentence is one week but

because you have the

nerve, the unmitigated gall,

to actually call yourself

the "Tooth Fairy"

thus make a mockery of

everything we stand for.

I'm sentencing you to two

weeks Tooth Fairy duty.

- Ah, no, no, no. No, it's unfair.

- Interrupting.

Interrupting again.

Unbelievable.

Take him away and see

that he's properly outfitted

and get him into

flying school.

- I'm sorry, what?

- Oh but first, you get to meet Jerry.

Excuse me, Fairy Godmother.

I have one last question.

Does this tutu make

my butt a little big?

Yes...huge.

- Egg on the face.

- No, don't, no.

Oh good, you got the male version.

Get to a little spin so I can see.

How about I give you a little

spin of my fist around your nose?

Okay, what does that mean?

- It's a threat. That's what it means.

- You just said, you're gonna do that.

- No, I'll punch you right in the nose.

- Just say that, it's much clearer.

- What's that? Oooh...

- It's just pathetic. It's like a child.

Chicken is fine. I

don't hate you, chicken.

I like you, chicken.

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