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Synopsis: Derek Thompson is 'The Tooth Fairy,' a hard-charging minor league hockey player whose nickname comes from his habit of separating opposing players from their bicuspids. When Derek discourages a youngster's hopes, he's sentenced to one week's hard labor as a real tooth fairy, complete with the requisite tutu, wings and magic wand. At first, Derek "can't handle the tooth" - bumbling and stumbling as he tries to furtively wing his way through strangers' homes...doing what tooth fairies do. But as Derek slowly adapts to his new position, he begins to rediscover his own forgotten dreams
Director(s): Michael Lembeck
Production: 20th Century Fox
  1 win & 4 nominations.
Rotten Tomatoes:
101 min

stop when the Tooth Fairy

has been here coz I have five 10's...



Okay. Tess, you're a big girl now.

You're six. So let's just

get this out of the way.

- There's is no such thing as a Tooth...

- Bingo, here it is.

How did it get down there?

Oh, you must have rolled over in

your sleep and it fell on the floor.

I forgot. People forget.

So then, your big idea to handle it

was to tell Tess there is no tooth fairy.

Carly, come on. The way

I see it, is the reason

why there are so many

unhappy people in the world

because all are clinged to

some version of what if...

Okay, so dreams are bad.

Well, they lead to unrealistic

expectations then yes.

- This is ridiculous.

- I know.

- I'm going to bed.

- Carly.

You...are leaving.

Don't get all dramatic.

I'm her mother. I get the say on

her childhood fantasies, not you.



Thompson, Derek Thompson.

Yes, yes, God, it's me.

Is that you God?

- You're Thompson?

- You're God?

I'm Tracy, I'm your case worker.

What is this?

- How disappointing.

- Come with me, please.

No, thank you, thank you.

Fairy questionnaires.

What are you wearing?

I don't know what I'm wearing.

What are you wearing?

- Who is this guy?

- Dream Killer. I don't like your assault.

What did I do? Why am I here?

Where am I?

No one likes your kind, right here.

No one likes your attitude, the

way you always show up here acting

all strange, "Oh, why am I here?,

What are these giant wings man?"

Do we have a problem?

Yeah, we have a problem. Do we have a

problem, he said. We have a problem. Yeah,

we have a problem because you just said do

we have a problem which gives us a problem.

- That's right.

- Tracy, right?

Ah, what a pretty girl's

name you have.

Don't laugh at him.

That's not funny.

That's strike two and you

don't wanna get to strike three.

- What happens after strike three?

- Strike four.

We'll get your uniform sort out in a minute

and then we can get you registered

and begin your training.

- Training for what?

- Oooh, training for what?

You, Mr. Thompson, are gonna

spend some time as a Tooth Fairy.

Calm down, everyone.

Just let him to be harmless.

- Everyone alright?

- Oh really, is that what, your fairy patrol?

I'm 230 pounds, gonna take a lot

more than just eight fairies to get me.

Fairy, hands off!

Is this fairy etiquette?

Where were we?

Help please! Wake me up! I'm in a

nightmare, please! Please, help me!

The nightmare is just beginning.

You want a shot at the title.

Is that it? You're feeling lucky?

Maybe I am. Hold this, baby.

I can see nothing, give it back.

You want a piece of this?

I'm ready to go.

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Lowell Ganz

Lowell Ganz is an American screenwriter, television writer, and television producer. He is the long-time writing partner of Babaloo Mandel. more…

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Submitted on August 05, 2018

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