Tommy Boy Page #4

Remember?

Yeah, i remember!

I sat next to you in History.

You work here?

It's so bizarre that you work here.

Come on in!

Oh, and forget about R.T.!

He's pissed off 'cause he recently

found out what a loser he is.

A loser he is!

Nice. How come you don't put

the files in the file cabinets?

I don't like file cabinets.

- Why not?

- You have to open them.

I've got my own system.

Hasn't failed me yet.

All the shipping

orders go through me,

which means i spend about half of my

pathetically anal life in here.

So if i couldn't do

things my own way,

i'd probably freak out and

blow up the whole town.

Cool!

Hey, remember your brother, Duane?

Whatever happened to him?

We used to go to "Safeway" all the time

and get caught trying to steal doughnuts.

He's a cop. He had to get

a real job when my parents

moved to Cuyahoga Falls.

- Want one?

- I'd better not.

I have what doctors call

a little bit of a weight problem.

I used to grab bear claws

as a kid, two at a time

and i'd get 'em lodged

right in this region here.

- How about some coffee?

- I'd love some.

- Man, i bet half the town's here.

- Yeah...

- You look great dad.

- You look good too, Tommy Boy.

Listen, this marriage thing, i know

it's a big step... but you know...

Ever since your mom died...

Something about getting old

and being alone.

You know... it's something...

Dad... It's cool, you know.

I just want you to be happy.

Yeah, i know you do.

And i am, kid!

I am, Tommy boy.

- They're ready for you sir.

- Good. We're ready too.

- How do we look?

- Chubby?

I think that's the champagne talking.

And so these vows are held sacred from

now until eternity.

If there's any person

who finds a reason these

two should not be wed,

speak now or forever hold your peace.

You kiddin'?

Go get her, Tom!

Now by the power invested in

me by the state of Ohio,

i now pronounce you man and wife.

You may kiss the bride.

Say something for the bride and groom!

Hey dad and Beverly, this is Michelle Brock,

the prettiest gal in Sandusky.

- Michelle, say a little something into the camera!

- A little something into the camera.

Sounds good, Tom, but i'd like to take

a look at your operation before i commit.

Fair enough, Doug. 'Course i can get a

hell of a good look at a t-bone steak

by sticking my head up a bulls ass,

but i'd rather take

a butcher's word for it.

Bull's ass, that's great.

And you guarantee everything you sell?

You know i could guarantee you all day

long, but we both know a guarantee is

only as good as the man who writes it.

Sounds good, Tom.

I'll send the contract next week.

Good man!

You're still the best, Tom.

Eight whisky-sours and i still sell

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