Tommy Boy Page #2

You say these brake pads are gonna

revolutionize the industry?

Composed of high grade

steel and graphite.

They're the goddamned Rolls Royce

of brake pads. That's what they are.

I get tears off my eyes

just thinking about it.

You coming awful fast,

how do you do it?

I need fresh capital for material,

for new work force

before i can turn these machines on.

Look out!

I got cat- like speed and reflexes.

In 23 years, have i ever

said no to you, huh?

Why say "no" when it feels

so good to say "yes"?

I was checking the, ah, specs on the

end line, for the rotary girder...

- I'm retarded...

- Okay, Tom. Let's go!

Yes, sir.

Okay, left.

Can i open my eyes now dad?

I never told you you had to close

them in the first place, son.

Yeah, go ahead! Open 'em up.

That's my name!

Yeah, and that's your new office

now, college grad. Go on in there!

Awesome!

Hey, there's even a fridge!

This is great... you

can put six-packs of be-

Soda in here. Milk, yoghurt.

You can put candy bars in the freezer.

Anything that you wanna keep cool.

Mr. Callahan, i need your

John Hancock on these reports.

John Hancock...

It's Herbie Hancock.

- Richard, check out my new office!

- You've a window.

And why shouldn't you?

You've been here 10 minutes.

Now look son, these are

our new catalogues.

Get to know them,

they're important.

Richard, you promise me you're gonna look

after Tommy here 'til he gets his feet wet.

Sure. And thanks for choosing me.

Now don't forget, we're

going home early today.

I got another surprise for you.

Cool! Thanks, dad.

It's called reading. Top to bottom,

left to right.

Group words

together as a sentence.

Take Tylenol for any headaches.

Midol for any cramps.

Shut up!

Can i open my eyes now dad?

For God's sake son, will you quit

covering your damned eyes?

Holy shnikees!

- Is that for me?

- No, son, that's for me.

Dad, she's like a ten.

Hi, honey.

This must be Tommy.

- Are you Tommy?

- I'm Tommy.

I'm Beverly,

and you're just adorable.

Nah...

Son, i got an announcement to make.

Tom, i've asked Beverly

to be my wife.

Wow, man!

What did she say?

It's so cool that you're getting married

Saturday. So where did you guys meet?

Here you go, sweetie.

We met at the fat farm

spa resort thing.

Beverly was one of the trainers. In fact

she was the only one of the trainers

i didn't wanna

plant six feet under a lettuce patch.

Wait 'til you hear this! She's got a son.

He worked at the spa too.

I met him. He's a terrific guy.

You're really gonna like him.

He's coming here today,

for the wedding.

Tommy, it sounds funny saying this, but

my son is going to be your new brother.

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