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Okay, listen. You can't afford this.

- You have to stop now!

- Give me my dice!

Put the dice down.

Stop. Now.

That was close, buddy. I'll quit

while I still can. That was close.

- Seven out.

- Time out!

Do over! I didn't roll that.

I didn't roll that. She rolled.

Come with us, please.

- Let's go.

- That's it. No more redheads. Ever.

Fellas, we're closed.

This is the guy, Carlos.

Hi.

I don't think I owe this money.

Really? And why do you say that,

Mr. Delaney?

I didn't roll the dice. A lady threw

the dice. I don't even know her name.

So this is all just Like a big

misunderstanding.

Well, luckily, we have tape.

Ah, see?

That's us. Losers. More losers.

For about $9.95 in the room,

you can watch that.

Shame we had to leave that.

A reason to bring back instant replay.

I've said that for years.

That has got to hurt you.

Was that Tricia?

The woman you were with at the bar

was handling the dice for luck.

You gave them to her, she threw

them on the table.

That, Mr. Delaney, is a roll

in any casino in town.

Now, I'm sorry. But you owe us

51 ,000 dollars.

- 51 ,000 dollars?

- Plus the minibar.

- Can we see that tape?

- I don't have 51 ,000 dollars.

I'm a cartoonist.

I do background color for

Sunday's "Garfield".

I love your work,

but here's what we do:

We're dangerous, quasi-criminal,

take-no-sh*t Vegas types.

So, what does that mean?

What are you going to do? Hurt me?

I got into this business

to make easy money and...

...the damn thing is, they

hook you in and...

...then you find yourself doing things

you don't really want to be doing...

...like killing people like you.

And then you start to enjoy it,

which is a problem.

I'm kidding. Making a light

remark, though probably not to you.

Point is, I will hang you...

...cut your balls off

and put them in your pocket.

But not without a lot

of Jewish guilt.

You owe me, in one month,

51 ,000 dollars.

And starting now, I will need

a daily security deposit.

I think it's important if we go back

to that tape with the ladies.

But cheer up.

I am going to comp the minibar.

What happened?

- I'm screwed, that's what happened.

- All right, where are you?

I just lost 51,000 dollars.

If I don't get it in a month,

I'm buzzard feed.

They'll kill me.

Jesus. I wish we could give you

the money...

...but we put our cash into the house.

And we've borrowed against it

to set up Steve's practice...

...which explains why the wedding of

my dreams cost $280.

What are you doing?

Have you seen my flip-flops?

You know anybody who'll loan you

the money?

No, baby, listen.

If you want us to stop seeing other

people, what the hell? Let's try it.

It might help us reach a deeper level

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