Toad Road Page #4

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up your butt is pretty intense.

You curl up in the fetal

position for like a half hour

and just wanna kill yourself.

And then you take a

sh*t and it hurts.

But then you're f***ed up.

So, it's a Vicks thing but

instead of sniffing it, you

turn it around and

there are little holes

so you put your

mouth over the holes

and you blow the

medicine into his eyes

and rub his head at

the same time

and it pretty much

feels like heaven.

Less talk, more Vicks.

It's gonna be really strong,

the first one. -Good.

Jesus Christ.

I'm f***ed up.

Wow!

I can't see. I can't see!

Oh my god!

You ever had sex on

a roof period?

You ever have-ooh

boy, you don't know

what you're missing, man...

I f***ed that girl Leah

on Brent's roof one time

and that sh*t was just like...

Hey! There's downtown

Baltimore City!

It was the most amazing

f***in' thing I ever did!

The view is better

than the p*ssy.

I f***in'...

You know, I had a week

or two where I just

keep coming up with sh*t

that I really like.

And then I'll have like 3 months

when there's like nothing there

because it's like I'm not

doing anything right...

This is like too

f***ing intense.

I need to go like f***ing rub my

face with ice or something.

I'm f***ing sweating

and sobbing.

Are we still going to the roof?

No, but yeah.

Oh, since everyone's on

sexstasy, I brought condoms.

Jamie can do his condom trick.

Spermicide burns really bad.

So it's gonna hurt.

Dude, that looks like

ice cream.

That tasted really bad.

Aren't you cold?

No. Are you cold?

- It's raining outside.

- So? It's nice out.

Nice?! Are you serious?

What are you reading?

What are you reading?

- Books.

- Books.

It's just something for school.

I've been sitting out

here all day.

Reading that.

How depressing.

School work and rain.

It's not depressing at all.

- You are cold.

- I'm not cold.

Yes you are.

Come here. Let me hug you.

I'll warm you up.

So like, I wanted to

like talk to you.

I guess tonight would be a

good nice since I'm here.

OK?

OK well, you're

still f***ing James.

So what am I suppose to do? Just

stop hanging out with James?

Do you have a territory problem?

This is the first time in my

life that I've been able to do

whatever is I want to do and

not feel guilty about it.

And not feel like

someone is judging me.

Like the further this goes,

the more I get feelings and...

So what, are we just supposed

to stop hanging out then?

I don't wanna stop hanging out.

I don't want to cause problems

between you and one of your friends

that you've known for

such a long time... -F*** James!

Hey, I'm sorry. Don't

give me that look.

Can we do that stuff now?

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