Toad Road

Synopsis: A portrait of contemporary youth culture, where the lines between reality and fiction are blurred with often frightening results.
Genre: Horror
Director(s): Jason Banker
Production: Artsploitation Films
  3 wins.
Rotten Tomatoes:
76 min

I met a guy once,

who told me about a place

that contained the seven gates

that lead to Hell.

I thought that it was the

most beautiful thing

I had ever heard.

What's up, man? You all right?

Cold as sh*t outside.

You out here camping?

Look like sh*t.

Look man, if you

ain't gonna talk,

I'll just let you out here.

I'm trying to be nice.

You got any friends

around here or anything?

Get off of me!

He is f***ing foul.

- Get up.

- Who the f*** just said that?!


I'm gettin' out.

- Let me lay down for a sec.

- F*** you.

Hold on! Take my cigarette!

That was James' head.

James, wake up.

I got him.

- I've got to go pee.

- The bathroom is that way!

Killing me!

Oh my god!


Beat him up when he's upstairs!

Oh my god, Nicole

is beating James!

James, I should help you!

Let me stand up! This

bathroom is repulsive!

No, it's OK. The bathroom

downstairs is repulsive.

This one is too.


All right.

You're good.

Oh God!

Oh god!

Ow, my nose!

Please pull your pants up.

All right, all right,

all right. C'mon.

Ride 'em like a surf board!


I have heard something

about you obviously,

over the years.


I know you're not thrilled

about being here,

but I'm sure there's a reason

why you're coming to see me.

Uh, my father will continue

to pay my rent as long as I

come and talk to you for

however long we have to do this,

and that's what

I'm going to do.

I want to try to

figure out exactly

what your conception of

a normal relationship is.


- Be gentle. Be gentle.

- Oh!

- Oh my god.

- Oh your burnt him!

- Sh*t.

- Oh my god.

See that's one of the problems

that Bob has brought up to me.

He feels that in some

cases your friends,

or the relationships that you

key in to your friends,

um, I guess to put it in

a different way,

are not reaching the heights

he'd like you to reach.

I know how he feels

about my friends.

Is it music that aligns you

with these people?

Is that a common bond?

I'm wondering if music is a key;

An alliance here that builds up?

It's a symptom, rather

than, y'know, the cause.

It's a downward slope too.

It's a gradual progression.

You start out going to shows

and meeting these people.

And then it grows from there.

Their circle of friends becomes

your circle of friends.

And deeper and deeper down

the wild world we go.

You f***ing dick!

What's up? What are y'all doing?

This f***ing guy - ridiculous.

You take the scissors out.

I'll tell you when.

That looks all right.

Dirty ass.

Just grab the tweezers.

That's gross. I'm not

doing that to you.

Sure you don't want any?

No thanks.

All right.

Hold up. Gay chicken.

We're playing gay chicken!

Gay chicken! Gay chicken!

James! Gay chicken!

Watch out! Watch out!

I f***in' win!

I win, you f***in'...

You won't do it.

Gay chicken! You have to!

Gay chicken that b*tch!

I'm callin' it right now!

You guys won't do it!

I can't do it, dude.

- You all right?

- Yeah.

- You sure?

- Yeah.

What's up?

You guys get them shrooms?

Want some?

Why not?

C'mon. Grow some balls.

Hey, I'm not playing babysitter

while ya'll are trippin'.

So are they all

eating mushrooms?


I guess it's really nice out.

It's a good day for it, right?

Yeah, they're gonna

have a blast.

- You want to do 'em?

- I want to do 'em.

You are f***in'...

Not havin' that...

Watch this.

What are you doing?

Table toppin'.

I forgot how to do it.

Ow! Ow!

This is called a cradle.


I know that one hurt.

I'll help you up

whenever you're ready.

Na, I don't need your help.

F***! Ow!


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