Tis the Season Page #4

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Kelly:
Right Nick?

Nick:
Yeah I forgive you.

Nick:
I don't hate Christmas. I just wanna do my own thing you know?

Nick:
I don't wanna be Santa.

Kris:
If Halloween is your favorite holiday, I totally respect that.

Kris:
Alright?

Kris:
And if you wanna date a uh..

Kris:
A je... a jew..

Kris:
What's the word honey?

Kelly:
Jewish person.

Kris:
A jewish person.

Kris:
If you wanna date a jewish person...

Kris:
then go for it.

Kris:
I think you guys make a great couple.

Rachel:
Thanks.

Kris:
Well, I know Christmas isn;t for a few months, but I...

Kris:
But I went ahead and got you guys a little something anyway.

Kelly:
Aw.

Kelly:
What did you do?

Kris:
Kelly, I know you've been working hard all year so I...

Kris:
got you a weekend pass to the Malibu Spa and Resort.

Kelly:
Oh honey thank you.

Jeff:
(Background) Brown noser!

Kris:
And for you two...

Kris:
VIP passes to the Marilyn Manson concert this...

Kris:
Halloween!

Rachel:
No way!

Rachel:
Thank you so much.

Nick:
I thought these were sold out, how did you get them?

Kris:
I'm Santa Clause.

Kris:
I have my ways.

Kris:
And I outbid a guy on Ebay.

Jeff:
What did you get me bro?

Kris:
Jeff, you can stay o nthe couch as long as you like buddy.

Jeff:
Really?

Jeff:
Score.

Jeff:
Thanks big brother.

Kris:
So I'm not the celebrity I once was.

Kris:
My family loves me, and that's what the holidays are all about.

Kris:
Family.

Kris:
And, and presents.

Kris:
Family and Presents.

(Clears throat)

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