Tis the Season Page #2
(Awkward Silence)
Kris:
The food is very, very good honey. It's delicious.Kelly:
Thank you.Jeff:
It's a bit Bland for my taste.Kelly to Jeff:
We're just so happy that you're here. Jeff.Jeff:
Me too.Jeff:
Thanks.Kelly:
Uh, so how was school Rachel?Rachel:
Good, I'm done with my pre-med classes this semester.Jeff:
Beauty and brains.Nick:
Rachel is going to be a doctor.Jeff to Rachel:
Hey listen, I get this burning sensation when I -(Sound of kick under table)
Kris:
Hey!Kelly:
Your parents must be very proud.Rachel:
Yeah my mom's a doctor, so I'm kind of following in her footsteps.Kris:
Oh well that is very, very interesting.Kris:
Did Nick happen to mention what I do for a living?Rachel:
No he didn't.Rachel:
What do you do?Kris:
Well I'm a bit of a celebrity. I'm known by several names.Kris:
Old Saint Nick. The brits call me Father Christmas.(Kris laughing)
Kris:
I've been told I resemble a bowl full of jelly when I laugh. Look at this.Kris:
Ho. Ho. here get a closer look. Look.(Kris laughs)
(Kris laughs)
Kris:
Right?Kris:
A bowl full of Jelly.(Kris continues shaking belly)
(Kris clears throat)
Kris:
Im Santa ClauseRachel:
OhRachel:
I don't really celebrate Christmas. I'm Jewish.(Jeff laughing)
Nick:
That's right dad.Nick:
Rachel's Jewish.Kelly:
So does that mean you celebrate. Hu.. Hannukka?Kris:
Where do you get your gifts?Nick:
Who cares where they get their gifts.Kris:
No but where do the Jews get there presents?Nick:
You know I don't care that she doesn't celebrate Christmas.Nick:
I think it's a terrible holiday glazed with consumerism masked as family tradition.Nick:
Kind of like this grotesque ham.Kelly:
Uh.Kris:
You leave the ham out of this.Kris:
And who are you to talk, you look like a long lost illegitimate child of Marylin Manson.Kris:
Hah.Kris:
Hey Kelly.Kelly:
Did you have sex with Marilyn Manson. Did you?Kris:
It looks like you did.Kelly:
Well, right now I wish I had.Nick:
You leave mom, Marilyn and the rest of the beautiful people out of it.Nick:
And you know what?Nick:
I think Christmas is the worst Holiday there is.(Silence)
Kris:
you.Kris:
You stole the list!Kelly:
Kris!Kris:
Admit it!Nick:
What list?Kelly:
Kris, you are way out of line right now.Kris:
(Whiny) He's trying to sabotage Christmas, Kelly.Nick:
This is bullshit.Nick:
I'm out of here. Rachel let's go.Kelly:
Wait, Nick, no. Honey.Kris:
Oh. Oh. Where you going? You going to your real dad?Kris:
Huh?Nick:
I wish Marylin was my real father.Kris:
Oh Fine, ooh yeah. Just walk away huh.Kelly:
Way to go.Jeff:
It was nice to meet you. Rachel.
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