Tiny Furniture Page #3

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- Hmm.

- Aura does really cool videos too.

- Oh, cool.

I thought you told me there was

gonna be some grinding at this party -

like, straight-up,

eighth-grade-style grinding.

Oh, no.

I meant eighth-grade-style crying.

- Oh, "crying. "

- We're all gonna cry together.

- I see. My mistake.

- So how long are you in town for?

- Uh, I'm in town for roughly -

- Oh, my God.

Oh, my f***ing God.

Charlotte.

Oh, my God. Charlotte.

Oh, my God!

I'm so sorry I slapped you.

I'm just so overwhelmed.

Aura! Aura!

- Are you here? Are you here?

- I'm here.

I know Ashlynn, so, yeah, I'm here.

This girl has been

my best friend since I'm one.

- Since I'm... less. Zero.

- It's true.

Our moms used to rub their stomachs

together when they were pregnant with us.

They were the best friends ever...

until my mom

got into Landmark Forum...

and Tony Robbins and ran off to Wyoming

and opened a really dumb...

bed-and-breakfast.

And it's certainly sad.

Now they only speak once a year.

So, how's college in Ontario?

Ohio. I was in college in Ohio.

That's really great.

But, um, you have to come with me.

You have to come with me now.

And we have to talk.

I am so sorry.

I, like, hardly know her.

I met her at this weird

fashion party last week.

She's totally crazy,

but in a really fun way.

- Is her accent real?

- Yeah, I think so.

Her dad's British.

She went to fifth grade there.

Oh.

Well, you should totally stay.

Yeah, I don't know.

I feel like I should go with her.

I've been avoiding her

for, like, five years.

Yeah, I can see why. Yeah.

Anyway, thank you

so much for having me.

Oh, no problem.

You should say good-bye to Jed, though.

- Okay.

- Yeah. I think he really likes you.

Okay.

- Hey.

- Hey, how's it goin'?

It's okay. I'm takin' off.

- Takin' off already?

- Yeah, you saw my friend.

- She really wants me to leave with her.

- Okay.

How much longer are you in town?

I'm in New York

for another almost two weeks.

Well, I'm sure you're very busy...

but if you need a native to show

you around, I'd be glad to do it.

You should give me your number.

Okay.

Taxi!

I leave my lights on when I'm gone.

For fun.

- And you live here alone?

- I do.

And you live with Siri.

How is she?

She's good, I think. She's working a lot.

Big retrospective next year.

She's not really dating or anything,

but I think she's happy.

- And then there's Nadine.

- Oh, who I saw.

On the street.

And who is so tall.

You're lucky to have them -

Siri and Nadine.

I feel like a f***ing orphan.

I'm gonna smoke.

I'm gonna smoke pot.

- Do you smoke?

- I could.

Okay, full disclosure:

I was in a rehab in 2007.

But it wasn't for this.

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