Tiny Furniture Page #2

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had to go find his destiny. Listen to this.

"Making love with Eric tends

to be more fun than passionate.

No, that's an absurd generalization.

It's different every time. "

This part's a little gross.

I don't even want to read this.

"But I'm getting on the bus

to go to New York.

I cried in bed last night so much

because I was so confused...

and because I love Eric so much

and I'm afraid of losing him...

but he needs to be on the farm. "

Owen needs to be on the farm.

The funny farm.

Aren't you a little glad

that he's not moving with you?

I don't know. I miss him.

Oh, but Frankie, I miss you more.

Get here already.

I'll be there soon, okay?

- I love you.

- I love you too.

Shalom. Hubba hubba.

- Hi.

- Hi.

- Really good to see you.

- Good to see you too.

- You look so pretty.

- Oh, are you serious?

I feel this outfit just screams, like,

"I've been living in Ohio for four years.

Take me back to your gross apartment

and have sex with me. "

No, you look great.

You look so special.

And I saw that your dyslexic

stripper video got, like, 400 hits.

That's embarrassing.

That one's not even that good.

- No. You know everyone, right? Come on in.

- I don't know.

You can just put your bag in here.

Come here.

So I want to introduce you

to this boy Jed.

He's so witty and so special,

just like you.

You guys are gonna

get along really great.

He can be kind of grumpy sometimes,

but kind of in a cool way.

He has this show on YouTube

where he rides...

this rocking horse

and talks to fake enemies.

Oh, my God.

I think I know who that is.

- It's the Nietschian Cowboy, right?

- Yeah.

Yeah, yeah. He's the same guy who does

the Skeptical Gynecologist videos.

- Yeah, you've seen those?

- Mm-hmm.

- Yeah. You think they're funny?

- I do think they're funny.

- He's a little bit famous.

- Yeah, I guess so...

in, like, an Internet kind of way.

But we met at this comedy show.

It was really lame,

and he really liked my monologue.

Oh, my God.

Are you so sad

about your boyfriend?

I am really sad.

It's been a really hard few weeks.

I always knew he was

gonna have to take this journey...

but I just didn't expect

it was gonna be so soon.

- Mm-hmm. Yeah.

- And then, like -

Okay.

Hi.

Jed, this is my so-special friend, Aura.

Hello, so-special friend Aura.

- Hi. It's nice to meet you.

- Nice to meet you.

I'm actually a big fan

of your work on the YouTube.

Aw shucks.

I, um, actually thought

you lived in Chicago -

maybe because your MySpace profile

says you live in Chicago.

I do live in Chicago.

I'm here on business.

- Oh, cool. What kind of business?

- Top-secret business.

- Government stuff.

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