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from attacking them from behind
You were supposed to be here
a half an hour ago!
Take a pill.
Jesse's got his entire life to wait.
Our punctuality isn't gonna
speed up the process.
You know...
A positive attitude might help.
That worked like gangbusters
for you this morning, huh?
It's a process of elimination,
and I'm one step closer, is all.
Here. It's perfect.
Oh, absolutely not, no. Here.
Oh. Did he have a Timer?
Of course he had a Timer.
Timerless guys are so
angsty and conflicted.
Boys with built-in expiration dates,
now they wanna sow their oats.
Multiple tantric oats.
They're just using you.
I'm using them. Win-win.
I don't--
You have scientific proof that these
idiots are a waste of your time,
and yet, you go after them anyway.
It cannot be as satisfying as you say.
Yeah, you know, blazing hot
anonymous sex is super-tedious.
You know what? I think
we should get a cat.
Oona.
Scale of 1-10:
How sadare you about Brian?
6.5. You know what, though...
It's fine. It's not
even about Brian.
I just wanna know. You know?
Even if it says I'm not
gonna meet him until I'm...
What? 43?
Hi, Mom. I'm sorry. You know what,
we're on our way. I swear.
Hi-hi! Sorry we're late. We're here!
Oona's fault!
Hi.
Hola.
Are we in the right house?
You're here!
Hi-hi!
Hi Mom.
Hi, Steph.
Girls, this is our
new housekeeper, Luz.
Luz, this is my daughter, Oona,
and Paul's daughter, Steph.
Mucho gusto.
Good night, Luz.
Thank you for your work today.
Buenas noches.
Not a lick of English.
This is exciting!
Isn't this exciting?
So where's Brian?
He's not my One.
Oh, sugar. Oh, I'm sorry.
Why did you have to take him
today, of all days?
Because you said it would
be double the celebration.
anyway. We all knew that.
Tell it, Marion. Amen!
Steph, baby. Don't make me
come after you and your life.
Sorry.
Oona. You're being very stoic
and we all appreciate it.
Now on to the next
potential One, right?
Now, Matchmaker Ron has
been here for over an hour!
- Jesse!
- Yeah?
Good. Okay, everybody this way!
Hi. Are you so excited?
- Oona, don't be a douche.
- What? I'm happy for him.
Jesse Aaron Depaul, I certify that
you are of Timer-eligible age.
Are you ready, baby?
Piece of cake, Jess.
Even if you won't have any
of your original teeth
by the time you meet her.
Or him!
I'm not gay, Mom.
Can we get this over with?
Jess.
I will give you new teeth,
if you need them.
But just so you know, whatever happens,
You're gonna have someone out there
who loves you as much as we do.
Take a deep breath, hun.
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