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that over half of Americans
ages 14 or older
will have Timers.
A recent independent study
revealed a 98% satisfaction rating
among newly zeroed-out couples.
It's like a fairy tale.
I saw him first from across the room.
And then he looked at me
and I knew instantly.
Everybody turned to look,
and then people were clapping.
On the 15th anniversary
of the invention of the Timer
we're talking to zeroed-out couples.
Eric and Tammi zeroed-out
over 5 years ago.
I was totally skeptical, I didn't--
I just wasn't gonna believe that
a stop watch was gonna tell me
who to love, you know,
but it's not like that.
What would you say to people who
still don't believe it works?
It doesn't tell you who to love,
It just kinda confirms
what you already know.
What you already feel
in your heart, but
when you're ready for it...
It just works out.
It's nice.
What?
Why are you whispering?
I'm not.
Where are you?
Church.
Brian isn't my One.
I'm shocked!
Call me back when you've
found your underwear.
You got it.
How'd it go?
Brian isn't my One.
Hey, Priscilla.
(muffled) Hello.
taken off today?
(muffled) Really?
Uh... She's got another month,
Dr. O'Leary.
She's just here for a loose wire.
Yeah, but a month is negligible.
Especially when school's
back in session next week.
starting his freshman year.
He's so cute, I could just
punch him in the face.
today, pretty girl.
(muffled) Yeah!
You ever hear the one about the
single gal in the supermarket?
It's an oldie, but a goodie.
F*** it, I'll tell ya.
She brings all her stuff
up to the register
four-pack of toilet paper,
microwaveable dinners,
that sort of thing.
The check-out guy looks at
all of her stuff and he asks:
"Hey, are you single?"
She kinda giggles, and she's like
"Why, can you tell by all the
stuff I'm buying, like all the
single-serve items?"
He's like "No, 'cause
you're f***in' ugly."
gone over a lot better.
Really?
would've got the irony.
- Missed it.
- Well, I mean...
with you being so pretty, and all.
Good one.
I'm 100% sincere on that.
Your total is $30.29.
Sorry.
One more time.
Let me see. Thank you.
I see your Timer's blank.
- And?
- Nothing.
You're sweating your future,
though, right?
That's a shame. 'Cause you could
have a much more exciting present
if you really wanted.
I'll keep that in mind.
Mikey.
Of course.
So long.
- Bye-bye.
- Take care.
In the jungles of Bangladesh,
Sunni fighters,
called Mwali,
wear facemasks on
the back of their heads
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