Time Bandits Page #3

You know, I cometo conquer ltaly...

because I thought theywere all small, you know ?

I heard they wasreally tiny guys.

Sir, I really think thereare more important things--

Shut up !

Don't you dare to tell memy business.

You are dismissed, you hear ?You, Lucien, the rest of you.

Great streaks of misery.

- But sir--- No !

I'm going to havesome new generals for a bit.

Alexander the Great...

five feet exactly.

Isn't that incredible ?

Alexander the Great, whose empirestretched from lndia to Hungary--

One inch shorter than me.

Oliver Cromwell...

the only man with any gutsin British history--

Not a big man at all.

Louis IV, 5' 21/2".

Charlemagne...

a dumpy little five-footer.

- Squatty little chap.

Attila the Hun, 5' 11/2".

Cyrano de Bergerac,5' 31/2".

Tamburlaine the Great,four-foot-nine...

and three quarters.

Wasn't he interesting ?

Strutter, wake up.Wake up.

According to this map, there's a timehole outside. See if you can find it.

- Right.- The rest of you, the holedisappears at 12:00, right ?

So let's get moving.

Vermin, Fidgit,the tapestry.

Hey, that's 16th century !It's nice, isn't it ?

Get it !

Okay.

We're rich !We're rich !

Ten-hut !

- Come on. We've got 30 seconds left.- You found the time hole ?

- Yes.- Let's go.

- Come on, Kevin.

Ten-hut !

About turn !

- Stop !- Go !

Thieves !After them !

- Follow them !

Oh, Sir Vincent,you came for me !

Oh, Good Mistress Pansy,I could not have ridden faster.

Four horses have I exhaustedthis day from Nottingham.

Oh, the way you leapt to my chamber,so full of... manliness.

I could scarce restrainthe rushing of my feet.

These 12 long years have beenlike chains that bound me.

Oh. And the personalproblem ?

- Much, much better.- Ohhh.

And now we will ride full tilt to Dover,and there embark for France.

Oh, you don't haveto wear the special--

No, no, I don't have to wearthe special-- anymore.

Oh, Pansy.No more worries now, Pansy.

- Oh.- Oh.

- No. No.

- Hey !

- Quick ! Quick !- We did it !

- Your problem, Vincent.- Forget the problem. Get me the money.

- We did it ! We did it !

I told you. You stick with me,and you won't go far wrong.

Sometimes I almostbelieve you, Randall.

- Hey, where are we ?- Where are we ?

Why, it's obvious.We're, um--

Vincent, don'tworry about a thing.

I'm not worrying.

- Exactly--- In the Middle Ages.

Hmm... inthe Middle Ages.

Five-hundred years before the manwe just robbed was even born.

- Fantastic !- Try that one in a court of law.

Vermin, that is notmeant to be eaten.

You never knowuntil you've eaten it.

Is it always like thiswhen you've done a raid ?

I don't know.We've never done one before.

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