Three Steps Above Heaven Page #5

The race is starting!

Want to ride behind me?

Never.

H, will you take me?

Get on.

Stop being scared

and you'll have fun.

You don't even have a belt.

This is just for Siamese.

So, race or f*** off.

She's a real cow.

- What did you say?

- I'm racing now.

Well, then?

Give me your belt.

Babi, no!

Sh*t, my scarf!

Get on!

Are you crazy?

Don't!

I haven't got all day.

Good luck!

Belts off!

Come on!

Up! Up!

Last lap!

Chino!

Stop! Stop!

Stop! Stop!

Sh*t!

Forget the bike, help her!

Don't move her!

- Lift her up!

- Call an ambulance!

Get on! Get on!

The cameras!

Cover the license plate!

Hide here!

I'll pick you up

once I shake them off.

Quick!

Sh*t!

I'm here.

- Where?

- Here.

Why are you in there?

Come out.

There's a huge dog out there.

There's no dog here.

I still can't come out.

Why?

I'm embarrassed.

Come out now or I'll leave.

No, wait!

Wait!

What?

Promise you won't laugh.

I promise.

What have you done, kid?

- Are you covered in mud?

- It's manure.

That's manure?

I don't believe it!

This is too good to be true.

I knew it.

Your promises are worthless.

- Wait, what are you doing?

- I'm getting on the bike!

Are you crazy?

You're covered in sh*t.

- You're joking, right?

- No.

If you want,

you can wear my jacket.

But first take off those clothes

or you can't get on the bike.

F***, this is disgusting!

- Look, H...

- I like how that sounds.

It's the first time

you've said my name.

If you turn round

I swear I'll jump on you

and cover you with manure.

And I do keep my promises.

Don't look!

I've got no interest in looking.

I'd appreciate it if you'd hurry.

You're a filthy,

disgusting bastard!

I didn't turn round, did I?

But you've got a great ass.

I wish I'd rubbed the manure

in your face.

Now I do hear a rabid dog.

- Hurry up!

- Look!

Lift your legs

or he'll bite you!

Thank you for the lift.

So I'll pick you up tomorrow.

What time?

Sure, and the police

can chase us again.

Right.

You were a very brave Siamese.

Are you going to report me?

- Yes.

- Yes?

Really?

Do you swear?

Oh, Babi, Babi!

I'm a pig, an animal, a beast,

but you'd let me kiss you.

- You're inconsistent.

- And you're a bastard!

You had your mouth open,

begging me to kiss you.

Give me back my jacket right now.

Hot lips,

what about a good night kiss?

Go to hell!

I was really worried.

Your mom thought I was you

and gave me a good night kiss.

- What happened?

- It was H, wasn't it?

He tore off your clothes.

You'll wake mom.

Well?

I'm going to shower.

She smells of sh*t.

Sorry, the police were after me.

Liar, I saw you go off

with that stuck-up little mouse.

Illegal races cause disturbances

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