Third Star Page #6

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- Fireworks?

- Davy!

- What fireworks?

- You've ruined it!

Sorry, but

We had this idea, because you love

looking at the stars and

Dancing through the cosmos that we put on

a firework display for you at Barefundle

But they weigh a ton so can we

just light the f***ers here?

Did you light all of them?

F***ing hell!

Oh f***! F***!!

F***ing great! What do we do now?

You f***ing idiot!!

- You idiot!

- It was Bill as well!

It was ... an accident

You f***ing child!!

'Oh my God he's funny!'

Oh how humorous! We're all gonna have to

sleep in a tent that was made for ...

f***ing anorexic pygmeys!

Ah come, we'll have a little cuddle

Right. I got my knife. So any of you starts going

'Brokeback', I'll be going 'Rambo', alright?

Oh, God, you feel good...

So how you turn the light off then?

- You twist it round

- What?

- Turn the ... that's it

Alright?

Yeah

- Dance, dance, wherever you may be

- No!

- I am the Lord of the Dance, said he

- No!

Who packed these?

You know you can use condoms to cover

a microphone actually

To record dolphins underwater.

That's what they use

Cool. Everyone get that? It may

not come up but - thanks Bill

We shouldn't have cooked all the

beans tonight

- We've plenty of food.

- I'm not worried about me!

- Jesus, stop!

- Stop what?

Stop making sure he gets to do this bloody trip?

You two don't have any idea how much

responsibility I have to take so you

can just piss about

- You get thanks all the time

- Well, that's nice

- Why are you so desperate to be needed?

- I'm glad you see it like that. I don't

I'm grateful!... But what are you gonna

do when I'm not around? I can't picture it

- Who knows, Jim?

- Yes but before you used to moan about how

you felt you were being taken advantage of

at work until you lost your job and then I think

my cancer came along at just the right time

I shall treat you all to a shrink when we get back

but for now can we just have a laugh?

It's not about failing it's about finding your...

If you say Raison d'etre I'm going to kill myself

- Shut up Miles, this is ...

- Repugnant? Boring?

- What do you want? What...

- What special thing are you searching for?

- James. He's doing fine

- Ok? And your being a bit ... harsh

- It's not about the cards life dealt you

It's about the hand that you feel safe playing

I thought the tea life making metaphore was

good but that was .. exquisite

You know, Miles, it's so easy to take the piss

but 'm angry with all of you

I don't want to die!

I want... more time

I want more time

I'd take any one of your pointless

consumer-f***er lives!

I was gonna do so much!

I was going to be special. And I know it sounds

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