Third Star Page #5
faulty Darth Vaders - made brown
like Ben Kenobi
instead of black.
Unique. Collectable
But he'd lost'em in the storm
The only container to go over board
breaking up on the rocks
Now years later I'm here in Pembrokeshire.
Walking. Trying to clear my head
A lot. And I see these coves you know
and all this ... all this rubbish
It should just be beautiful drift wood,
not all this industrial flotsam and jetsam
but, you know, men should still wear hats
every day, the world's changed
Am ... you were talking about the Chinaman
No, nono .. the brown Vaders should be here
So everyday I started coming down to look
A month went by. Then two. Then three...
I started thinking I was... crazy
But then one morning I found a yogurt pot
It had a 'sell by' date on it:
November 1980
So stuff is being washed up here
from that exact year
- Obviously, I kept on looking
- Obviously
A year, two years. Still no Brown Vaders
- And then last month ...
- No!
No, but ...
It's a light saber.
from a Darth Vader made between 1980 and 1981
They're here ...
- I never heard anything like it in my whole life!
- That makes two of us
- I need a piss
- No! Let me
- I'm dying to see James's cock, it's been ages
- I'm going down there!
- Your friend is ill
- No, he's just excitable
Not him, the other one
Yes. He's got cancer. It's terminal
Right. I lost a friend to cancer.
My best friend ever
- Sorry.
- It's not your fault
Its just really really, really, really,
really, really unlucky.
- Right.
- I have other friends
People find me attractive
But I started looking for a new best friend
then acquaintances, and then new people
- How long are you gonna carry on looking?
- For a new best friend?
- No, for the ...
- Oh
No I tend to look for things. I'm okay
Great to be needed. Isn't it?
I'd forgotten
- Maybe you're one of the lucky ones
- Yeah
- Rare ... a gift. There already
And good
- No. Thank YOU
- Where are you going?
- To sh*t
Enjoy your walk
- I LOVE that dude!
- I really thought he was going to kill us
Possibly f*** us. And then eat us
- He could turn around and stalk us
- He was ... I don't know he was actually
Davy. Did he touch your private place?
Okay, that is wrong
It's the third star to the right
and then straight on till morning
- Well I thought it was second star
- Well, f***, the one of the lot
You've been hitting the morphine
kind of hard
Guys! If this weather keeps up, how about we
anchored down here for an extra night?
No. I have to get back to work
I still think we're carrying too much stuff
I mean.. the fireworks
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