Think Like a Man Too Page #6

she would like white roses.

All right, all right. To hell with

what's appropriate and respectable.

I'll call Fernando right now

and just forget I was ever here.

I'm sorry.

Are you in the adjoining suite?

Yes. What a coincidence.

It is.

Come on now. Don't worry.

Once the door closes you

can barely hear a thing.

Ta!

Did you know that she was

in the adjoining suite?

Of course not. No.

Don't you think that's

a little Norman Bates

to have your mother

sleeping in the next room?

- On our wedding night?

- Yes, yes. Yes, I do.

The doors are soundproof,

and I'm sure she's gonna respect

our wishes and our privacy, so...

Okay.

Sorry! Sorry, sorry, sorry.

Forgot my cell phone.

Proceed.

Norman Bates, my ass.

Damn! That was like being

blocked from behind by LeBron.

It's called pre-game jitters,

people. Happens to the best of us.

Michael's been bitched,

and Jeremy's shot was flat.

Now it was time to see

how Zeke was doing.

Is it steamy in here,

or is it just you?

It's just me.

Okay.

What do you think?

- Zeke!

- It's nice.

It's nice?

No, that is beautiful. I didn't

expect it to look that expensive.

You didn't expect it

to look this expensive?

No, you're a fashion genius. What

do you want me to say? I love it.

- Babe, can't the hotel do that for you?

- No.

Look at this Grecian tub.

Let me fix you a bath.

We got enough time

for two quickies.

Stop. Stop. Not in the

mood. Not in the mood. Okay?

Besides, I'd like to be the one

woman you haven't slept with in Vegas.

Really? Wait. Hold up.

Mya.

I slept with one woman.

You know, counting is

so damn high school.

We all have a past. It's

not like I lied about mine.

Yeah, but you

definitely downplayed it.

Who doesn't downplay? You

downplayed your fling with Kanye.

That's not the point.

All I'm saying is that I don't think it's fair

that my past is an issue and yours is not.

What I'm saying is that I feel...

I don't feel like you're being...

I don't feel like your letting me in.

How am I not letting you in?

I'm trying to let you in right now!

I'm saying you're giving me

half-truths, not telling me everything.

- Ask me what you wanna know.

- Anything?

I'll tell you whatever

you wanna know.

I wanna know what you guys are

doing for the bachelor party tonight.

You know, it's nothing extravagant

because it's not in the budget.

It's just a night

out with the guys.

Get a steak dinner,

maybe some gambling.

And hit a couple clubs.

See? I just told you

and you don't believe me.

You?

Or "Zeke the Freak"?

Damn! Rejected.

Hey!

That was masculine.

Relax. You haven't got

anything I haven't seen already

in a much, much larger size.

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