They Came Together Page #3

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- Oh, my God, are you serious?

- See for yourself.

Wow. You are serious.

Listen, Molly, would this

be an awkward time to

ask if maybe you'd like to

go out with me sometime?

Um...

Don't answer. Just think about it.

That's very sweet of you, Eggfart, but I

think I'm just gonna focus on me for now.

Totally. You've gotta take

time for yourself, you know.

- I think maybe I should go...

- No, please. I think I'm gonna go...

- Oh, you're gonna go?

- Yeah.

Before I proposed to Tiffany,

I wanted to run it by my buddies

that I play ball with at the local

playground. They always tell it like it is.

Basketball, basketball,

basketball...

Hey, guys. Looks like

our buddy Joel here

is finally gettin' ready

to pop the question.

Pretty great, right?

Hey, don't ask me. I can hardly commit

to a second date half the time.

If you know what I mean! Watch out!

Swish!

I think love is really

abstract, you know?

It's like a summer breeze. You

can't see it, but you can feel it.

Mr. Poet. Look at you, always

with your head in the clouds.

Gloves make a poor present

for a man with no hands.

Okay, that's enough.

Come on. Are you guys kiddin' me?

The point of love is to get laid,

if you catch my meaning.

And I'm talkin' about sexual

intercourse. Two points!

Swish!

Do not listen to

Mr. Chronically-single-

always-dating-some-new-

hot-chick guy!

Being married is great. That's

the point of view I represent.

Deb and I have been

married for eight years,

and it's better now

than when we first met.

Swish!

Oh, okay, Mr. Has-to-go-home-early-

'cause-he-can't-hang-out-

with-the-boys-

'cause-he's-gotta-

spend-time-with-his-wife guy.

Yeah, that's right.

You get it now, Mr. Combines-traits-

that-each-of-us-represents-

and-all-you-need-to-do-

is-put-it-all-together

-and-you'll-be-just-fine guy?

You know what? You guys make a lot

of sense. I'm gonna go propose.

Swish!

Hey, wait!

Thanks, guys.

Hello?

Tiffany?

Hello?

Hello?

Tiffany?

Hello?

Tiffany?

Hello?

Ah! Tiffany?

Uh...

I've been thinking a lot

about our relationship.

Oh, like that. And

I think we have hit that point where

it's time to talk about the next step.

Oh, God! Oh, God!

A little nervous.

Tiffany Amber Thigpen,

will you marry me?

- Joel?

- Tiffany?

- Hey, Joel.

- Trevor?

Joel, I've been having an affair

with Trevor for over a year now.

How could you do this to me?

Look, I didn't want you to find

out like this. I can explain.

It's not what it looks like.

Wait! Joel!

Sh*t!

Taxi!

Hey, give me another one.

And make it a double.

- You look like you've had a bad day.

- Yeah. Tell me about it.

Well, you came in here looking like

crap, and you haven't said very much.

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