The Young Offenders Page #6
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- 2016
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It's Mam.
Have her call me a f***ing
moron?
- No, thanks.
- Conor, you f***ing moron.
Where are ya? You promised me.
Oh.
Call me back straightaway.
It's definitely deep enough.
- How d'you know?
- You can just tell.
But, like, I can see
the rocks, like.
Nah. Perspective is different
when water is on it.
The rocks are actually,
like, really far down.
Magnifies things, water does.
- OK, well, um...
- You go first, alright.
Can you swim, though?
Yeah.
I can swim, and I can swim
pretty well, boy.
- You can't swim at all.
- Who told you that?
It's going all over
the place, like.
"It's going all over the place?"
Everyone is saying I can't swim?
- Well, pretty much, yeah.
- That's bullshit, like.
Do you not know what people
call you in school?
- What?
- 'Finding Nemo'.
'Cause he's got
that f***ing gammy fin, like.
They don't call me
'Finding Nemo'.
They call you Nemo. Like,
'Finding Nemo's the title.
- F*** off. Do they actually?
- A little bit, like.
All I'm saying is if we go down
by the steps,
you can have a nice little
paddle, do your own thing.
No, we're not going
in the f***ing steps.
The old man's gonna think we're
f***ing pussies. Look at him.
We need to jump in from here.
Alright, if we're gonna
jump in, though,
we better do it together.
- OK?
- Together?
Yeah.
F*** it. Alright.
- So, on three.
- Alright.
You ready?
One... two... three.
Hey! There's only 2ft of water.
You'll break your legs
if you jump in there.
In God's name.
Crime is sort of similar
to going for a swim in the sea.
First you dip your toe in
and it's a bit cold,
but before long you're in
up to your balls and...
- So warm.
That's it, boy. Come on. Oh!
- It's been a while since I swam.
- OK, just kick your feet.
Jock was always
the one teaching me things.
- F*** off!
- How to smoke cigarettes.
How to shotgun a can of beer.
How to pick a lock.
It was nice
to be able to teach him
something for a change.
That's it, boy! You got it!
- I'm like a seal.
- Like a seal.
And I'm like a whale. Ah!
Argh!
Should we go back in?
Yeah, come on. Ah!
- What's the matter with you?
- It's Conor.
I need to go to the dentist.
- You alright?
- Aye, typical sh*t with him.
I had a fight and he's gone.
He's just, you know...
What were you fighting about?
Do I ask you what you're doing
with all the fish heads?
- No.
- No.
'Cause it's none
of my business, is it?
No.
I learnt everything I know
about customer service
from me mam.
Ah, sorry. Here, look.
Have another fish head.
- A salmon one.
- It's on the house.
- Thanks very much.
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