The Young Offenders Page #2
- Year:
- 2016
- 83 min
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Get outta the way!
Move, will you?!
Get outta the way!
Already going to hell,
just pumping that gas
All I wanna do is...
And a...
And take your money
All I wanna do is...
And a...
And take your money
All I wanna do is...
And a...
Bollocks!
All I wanna do is...
And a...
And take your money.
- Conor, what the f***?
- He was being a cock.
You're being a cock.
Mam had me when she was 16,
which was old for
our neighbourhood.
No-one showed her
how to be a mam,
and she's awful at it.
So she tries to make up for it
a mam should do,
like stitching my name
in all my clothes.
I find another pair of
his jocks in her room,
I'll cut the balls off him,
do you hear me?
riding that dopey-looking fella?
Come on!
You better be wearing johnnies
or I'll be the one
who cuts them off!
Jock got his nickname 'cause he
only has one pair of underwear.
Nice one.
He's saving up so me and him
can move out of home
and rent a flat in the city.
That is, if his old fella
would ever stop nicking
all his savings.
What are you doing in here?
My old man died when I was four.
He was on a building site
when it happened.
Some d*ckhead dropped a hammer
off the roof.
Jock's mam died only last year.
I think that's kind of why
we get each other, do you know?
You need to cut
closer to the bone.
I mean, how many times
do I have to tell you?
You're useless, you know that?
We both have shitty
one-parent families.
That's my money.
I need it.
It's my money.
You're watching
the 1:
00 news.And here are the main stories.
Police are searching
the coastline of West Cork
for an estimated 440 million
euros worth of cocaine
that went overboard in what is
the country's largest ever
drug seizure.
have attracted
what the Gardai are referring
to as 'treasure hunters'
hoping to hit the jackpot.
- Where's that going on?
It's the biggest treasure hunt
in the history of the state.
Look at them lads.
Gardai warn that any of these
so-called 'treasure hunters'
will be serving
guaranteed jail time.
Are you gonna pay me this time?
Don't I always pay you?
I've never seen someone
so passionate about hating
Oh, Christ.
There's loads of animals
in here, aren't there?
It's a market, Jock.
Jock, on the other hand,
loves me mam.
Ah, f*** it, Jock!
- Does it hurt?
- Yeah, it does hurt!
I tell him she's only joking
when she says mean things
so he doesn't get
his feelings hurt.
- See that?
- Yeah?
That's called a suckerfish.
That's gonna be
your nickname in prison.
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